Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML
Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
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Top comments
akiro525 3
what a jackass
Ligerie 0
Why would he try that hard to be mean? Did you cheat on him?
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Comments (284)
Scotticus117 11
ok yeah what an asshole, things like this make me wanna cry (i'm a guy and yeah i know thats kinda sad lol), and i don't even know you, and they wonder why ex's shoot each other and relationships cause fights, honestly you will go to that guy's house one day, ring the door bell and as soon as he answers punch him in the face, because he deserves it! DO IT!
bridgetoparadise 0
Yes, well, what did YOU do?
Zimmer_483 0
thats cruel.lol.
wilt 0
Consider yourself lucky that he's gone and realize that guys that have so little respect for the women they date are going to be lonly for a good portion of their lives.
srak 0
damn
WhatsHerName_ 0
okay i have 2 points. 1. that is awesome! it seems like the guy was really angry and i couldnt stop like laughing at what he did, on his side thats something for the books. 2. i do feel heaps bad for the chick, NO ONE deserves to be hurt like that, its veryy mean and im sure she'd need her friends atm :(
xlbravo 0
you need to say what did you do to him? He must have been dramatically mad :/
Allymeme 3
The OP is probably ugly... so I think it's a ydi
greent_fml 0
he shouldve left another note that said gotcha bitch.
hawaii_love 0
what a dickkkweed.!