Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML
Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
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Top comments
akiro525 3
what a jackass
Ligerie 0
Why would he try that hard to be mean? Did you cheat on him?
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Comments (284)
slag_ 0
hes an asshole i would have threw the box at him
andrewms 0
If he went through all that trouble to call it off, then you had to have done something wrong... I'm going to say you cheated on him with his grandfather.
Yapanesedidwhat 0
dumped you after sitting there, eating and talking with you?! id kick in the balls then kick it :)
Ranoona 0
i would kick his balls and punch him in the face.
cheapsheep_fml 0
GET THE AX and chop his balls off :D
Xathanos 16
Oh come on give the guy some credit that was a epic way of dumping her and why does everyone result in kicking the man in the balls ******* crazy bitches, we need those if a guy gets dumped he doesn't go and get a gun and shot the girl in the ovaries (bit over the top but it has the same concept) please restrain yourself from kicking any guy in the balls unless he has children or is a real piece of work.
Zakistan 0
I apologize for all men... but if I had seen that happen in a restaurant I would roll on the floor laughing silently as to not hurt your feelings further...
Zakistan 0
also... kinda your fault for not realizing what a douchebag you were dating...
purple91 8
Ouch. You must have done something to deserve that.
lovelybells 0
totally fake!!!!!!!!!