Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML
Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
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akiro525 3
what a jackass
Ligerie 0
Why would he try that hard to be mean? Did you cheat on him?
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Comments (284)
RatIsKing 0
holy f---- that's cruel. he deserves to be dumped for that, but he already dumped you :/
SuicideSongbird 0
rofl as horrible as that is... its very creative.
FaithX 0
Sucks that you were dumped...but holy crap that's the most awesome dump story ever.
dsnke1 0
Haha mad props to your ex-boyfriend. OP must have done something to deserve it
muttley_fml 0
There's zero chance that someone would go to that much effort to hurt you during a break-up unless you were a world-class **** to him in the first place. If he just wanted to end it with you, he'd have either visited you and done it nicely, phoned/texted you to do it the dick way, or just stopped calling altogether until you got the hint. (Or, my personal favorite, been standoffish and adversarial until she does the breaking-up part instead.) No, this was payback for what was probably an entire relationship of you making him miserable and him putting up with it 'cuz there was no other warm, wet hole available to him at the time. FYL. KYS if it makes you feel better, it'll save the world from another whining, clueless douchenozzle like yourself.
dsnke1 0
Win, this is exactly what I was thinking. You never really know if its a FML or a YDI on these horrible breakup FML's since you dont have the whole story. But one things for sure: someone was a complete douchenozzle here
redbluegreen 41
Mmm, douchenozzle! I love how everyone's using that word now.
muttley_fml 0
I had contemplated using "empty cockholster" but I figured that might be too complimentary considering the person I was describing.
twiggly 0
Women love to date assholes. Why is everyone talking so much about this?
emilh1791 0
KYS = "Kill Your Self." oh damn, wat an asshole, but a classy method of breaking up... I'd say he's a classhole...
kisseshugsdrugs 5
haha wowwwwwww, what did you do to deserve this? or is he just a total douchebag?
kristidgranger 3
Guys are such jerks sometimes. So now when he starts missing u and calling make sure and be a hard ass and ignore him or let him know how wonderful u are doing without him and it was such a good thing y'all aren't together bc it would have been a mistake. Guys hate that u are better without them. I pray u find u a much better one. That was just cold and ruthless!
BigSkeezy 0
man that is awesome. she had to do somethin to provoke that, only logical thing i can think off, but logic is never logical