Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML
Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
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Top comments
akiro525 3
what a jackass
Ligerie 0
Why would he try that hard to be mean? Did you cheat on him?
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Comments (284)
PSyesinthatway 0
before this website i never knew people had such elaborate ways of breaking up
Dubstep_fml 1
that is horrible but... breakup WIN!
Dr_Balls 0
Hear, hear.
yourkiddingright_fml 0
Now there's a piece of scum you are better off without!
tobluvd 0
wow what a douche i'm sorry, but seriously better off without!
Powernade 1
Wow, pwned But serriously, that guys a douche, you should really just forget about him. Unless you were a bitch, then he tottaly owned you. But if you wernt, idk, go set his car on fire.
tehpizzahut 0
Guys don't break up with good girlfriends like that.. YDI, I bet.
teiso_fml 0
Good guys don't break up with girlfriends like that!
iwadasn 33
Uh...she did. That's the point.
iwadasn 33
It's so sad that that's the way it is, isn't it?
gothymama 0
Well, my first reaction was FYL, what a total dick. Then I thought about it, if he was dumping you in such a way, you must have been a total bitch and either cheated on him or were just a crappy girlfriend. If that's the case, then YDI. If you were a nice girlfriend, and didn't cheat on him, then yeah, FYL.
IamSpartacus 0
#127 - Agreed. Maybe she deserved it, who knows?