Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came over he was on his phone. We spent about 15 minutes together before having sex, then he made a phone call and said he had to leave. I could hear him from my window apologising to his coworker because he “just had to do something real quick but was now free to talk again.” FML
Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, after having some great, intimate phone sex with my boyfriend, he immediately said, "Well, gotta go," and hung up. Thanks for making me feel like some sort of phone-hooker, dude. FML
Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML
Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML
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Top comments
ydi_ruuc 0
It's more interesting.Really.
muffinsareyummy 1
Phone sex is overrated. It's not pleasurable at all.
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Comments (142)
flufffypants 0
Well tetris pushes his buttons better than you
ZachIsASaint 1
I remember the first time I used the Tetris excuse. During the phone sex, I was also in a chat room pretending to be a teenage girl. Everything the phone girl said, I typed into the chat room. When the cybering got good, I forgot about the phone. 5 minutes later...oh, sorry baby. I was...um...playing Tetris.
ferrarimach1 0
ydi for having phone sex(since he was distracted with you and to play a game it's your turn to go to his house and distract him from his game with real sex)
bill0412 0
Tetris FTW! lol that's too bad
SteveIronFistFox 0
wow
flotar 0
tetris is awesome, just 'cause u can't make more than 3 lines doesn't mean u're stupid, so don't worry... now, u suck for having the worse phone sex ever! ;-)
pwincessa23 1
lol
bioshockguy 0
tetris is awesome, it makes people toss up their hands, and scream obsenities.
f27_fml 0
I feel so bad for you lol well actually no I don't whenbi am having phone sex he's always doing his part
Raven_Darkfist 0
am i the only one who read this and had the urge to play tetris.....