Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral, and he got so into it...

By Chels - 24/05/2019 04:00

Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral, and he got so into it that he grabbed my hair. Just as he was about to climax, he pulled my hair so hard that my extensions came out. I jerked back and hit my head on the wall behind me. He then came in my hair. FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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By kinkicali - 20/11/2012 08:43 - United States - Maple Valley

Today, trying to be kinky while giving my boyfriend a blow job, I whipped him with my ponytail. He was thrilled, until I accidentally head-butted his dick. He curled up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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By dating walter white's gf apparently - 06/04/2013 19:13 - United Kingdom

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

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By Username - 13/08/2011 11:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML

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By kady - 04/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML

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By Roma-Jay - 22/07/2012 14:13 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2017 06:00

Today, I was getting one of the best blow jobs I have ever received. My girlfriend was getting into it when I heard an "uh oh". Her tongue ring got twisted around the hair close to my balls. She started to pull, I started to scream. FML

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By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 24 May 2019 5:38

Use the **** to glue your extensions back in place!

Darebearius 7

Friday 24 May 2019 5:03

Sounds like a sticky situation.

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Darebearius 7

Friday 24 May 2019 5:03

Sounds like a sticky situation.

Sonotsuave 34

Friday 24 May 2019 5:07

This was gross and more information than I ever wanted to know dude

moonlight77 28

Sunday 26 May 2019 2:09

Lol then you shouldn’t be on FML 🤣 Most of the stuff you read on here will be “more information then you ever wanted to know”

RichardPencil 30

Friday 24 May 2019 5:38

Use the **** to glue your extensions back in place!

bloopaloop 27

Friday 24 May 2019 6:01

So I guess he knows you’re a dude now. Too bad.

fde2blknimout 18

Friday 24 May 2019 10:16

Why were you the one agains the wall?

fde2blknimout 18

Friday 24 May 2019 10:18

Maybe next time you will remember to put your hair up.

mikbrooke 25

Saturday 25 May 2019 0:29

but hair can still be pulled even when its up, so i dont see your point.

what 1

Friday 24 May 2019 17:50

Glass half full...Seems pretty clear you’re awesome

Robert Knighton 5

Saturday 25 May 2019 1:58

Did it get in the hair on your head or on the extensions? lol

Rosskow 8

Monday 27 May 2019 8:43

well, a hairjob is a hairjob

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