madzlovesgee
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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I'm sure he was very flattered.
zoo_fml 0
wow. just wow.
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Do_I_offend_you 0
The best you could come up with was pretty? Well I guess it was your first time.
MiSzOhSoFr3Sh 0
weLL hey yOu qOtta start sOmewhere .. ritee?
joolie 0
I wonder what his reaction was? Hilarious!
Udyjay 1
lol compliment fail
hawaiintropic88 0
Hahahahahaa that is so funnyy what happened afterthat though?
lepidoctor 0
your sn ends with "lovesgee" which is assume is gerard from mcr ergo you completely deserved it you little emo fag :D "its pretty" what a loser -.- get a life, and get some metal m/
MCofpwnage 0
Did you say it seductively? If you didn't he was probably turned off
bizz8290 0
i would like to know what happened after that what did he say? did you still do it? did he get turned off?
Persisted 0
#286 Why do people type like this? WHY? lUlzzZ iM soO CoOl i CaN AlTeRnAtE LeTtErZzZ!1 mY nAmE iZZ LiL4ZnB4b3xxX
butterflyhearts 0
you made my freakin night
franny1 0
i was buzzin one time and shouted to my boyfriend when he got his out "HELLLOOO MR SNAKE!!!" ha he laughed so much... then put it away lol