By Shanarie - 05/10/2015 15:40 - United States

Today, I decided to hang my $200 cocktail dress outside for faster drying after hand washing it. I learned that it dries much faster when torn into several pieces, courtesy a stray dog that randomly appeared at my house. FML
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Shanarie tells us more.

Shanarie 11

OP here. I made an account just to respond to you guys! I live in the country, so I figured making a small clothes line for just my dress wouldn't be a problem.I guess it was just bad timing.The dog was an abandoned pet that was malnourished. Im a shelter volunteer, so we took him to a good home. :)

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ohSNAPyall 26

Was it red? Flapping in the wind, like a matador flag?

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UncleCaitlyn 21

I have a dark sense of humor but that's a little much

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MonstreBelle 28

3- Get your animals right. The_Basileus is clearly a silly cat, not a silly goose!

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DraconicFeline 31

14: No, no--he's a grumpy cat, not a silly cat.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Was it red? Flapping in the wind, like a matador flag?

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juggalo2 20

Dogs are color blind, and do not respond to red flags. Source: Encyclopedia Brown

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NomeDMF 17

Dogs can see several colors.

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MonstreBelle 28

12- Dogs aren't colorblind in the sense that they see everything in black and white. They just can't see all of the colors that people are capable of seeing. Plus, the color of the dress wouldn't stop the dog from being able to see the movement of the it with the wind blowing

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Ichiya 29

Bulls don't respond to red either. They attack because of the movement and the color is for show.

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pixierara 28

I hope you didn't need it anytime really soon. It's really terrible that $200 was just torn up by a stray but hopefully you can get another one.

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klutz44 28

Next time, Rent the Runway. $30 will get you a designer dress and you just mail it back after you wear it, no washing required.

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Shanarie 11

I actually just used it for an event, so luckily that was out of the way. Next time around, I'll either rent one or send my new one to the dry cleaners. Lol. Or just hang it up inside.

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classicman007 4

If only the dress was like a dollar and you could put it back together and sell it for $200

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Shannon98 16

I probably would laugh then break down in tears if that happened to me

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miazangl 13

My rule of thumb is to not let anything too valuable out of my sight for too long.

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False_Stupidity 41

Don't think you can fool us by pretending to be a dog when your name clearly says you're a cow!

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