By Shanarie - 05/10/2015 15:40 - United States

Today, I decided to hang my $200 cocktail dress outside for faster drying after hand washing it. I learned that it dries much faster when torn into several pieces, courtesy a stray dog that randomly appeared at my house. FML
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Shanarie tells us more.

OP here. I made an account just to respond to you guys! I live in the country, so I figured making a small clothes line for just my dress wouldn't be a problem.I guess it was just bad timing.The dog was an abandoned pet that was malnourished. Im a shelter volunteer, so we took him to a good home. :)

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Was it red? Flapping in the wind, like a matador flag?

I have a dark sense of humor but that's a little much


That really sucks.

There's a button for that, silly goose

MonstreBelle 28

3- Get your animals right. The_Basileus is clearly a silly cat, not a silly goose!

14: No, no--he's a grumpy cat, not a silly cat.

Was it red? Flapping in the wind, like a matador flag?

Dogs are color blind, and do not respond to red flags. Source: Encyclopedia Brown

Yes guessed it right

NomeDMF 17

Dogs can see several colors.

MonstreBelle 28

12- Dogs aren't colorblind in the sense that they see everything in black and white. They just can't see all of the colors that people are capable of seeing. Plus, the color of the dress wouldn't stop the dog from being able to see the movement of the it with the wind blowing

Bulls don't respond to red either. They attack because of the movement and the color is for show.

I hope you didn't need it anytime really soon. It's really terrible that $200 was just torn up by a stray but hopefully you can get another one.

Next time, Rent the Runway. $30 will get you a designer dress and you just mail it back after you wear it, no washing required.

I actually just used it for an event, so luckily that was out of the way. Next time around, I'll either rent one or send my new one to the dry cleaners. Lol. Or just hang it up inside.

If only the dress was like a dollar and you could put it back together and sell it for $200

in what world does that work lol

I probably would laugh then break down in tears if that happened to me

Like a good neighbor stray dog is there

Like a good doggy, stay over there!

My rule of thumb is to not let anything too valuable out of my sight for too long.

Are you still torn up about it?

-dog Your welcome :D

Don't think you can fool us by pretending to be a dog when your name clearly says you're a cow!