Today, I decided to hang my $200 cocktail dress outside for faster...

By Shanarie - 5/10/2015 15:40 - United States

Today, I decided to hang my $200 cocktail dress outside for faster drying after hand washing it. I learned that it dries much faster when torn into several pieces, courtesy a stray dog that randomly appeared at my house. FML

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OP here. I made an account just to respond to you guys! I live in the country, so I figured making a small clothes line for just my dress wouldn't be a problem.I guess it was just bad timing.The dog was an abandoned pet that was malnourished. Im a shelter volunteer, so we took him to a good home. :)

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By ohSNAPyall | 26

#6427798 - Monday 5 October 2015 22:43

Was it red? Flapping in the wind, like a matador flag?

By UncleCaitlyn | 21

#6428040 - Tuesday 6 October 2015 6:10

I have a dark sense of humor but that's a little much

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By The_Basileus | 9

#6427790 - Monday 5 October 2015 22:38

That really sucks.

davidpropert | 32

#6427802 - Monday 5 October 2015 22:45

There's a button for that, silly goose

MonstreBelle | 28

#6427843 - Monday 5 October 2015 23:27

3- Get your animals right. The_Basileus is clearly a silly cat, not a silly goose!

DraconicFeline | 31

#6427967 - Tuesday 6 October 2015 3:41

14: No, no--he's a grumpy cat, not a silly cat.

By ohSNAPyall | 26

#6427798 - Monday 5 October 2015 22:43

Was it red? Flapping in the wind, like a matador flag?

juggalo2 | 10

#6427839 - Monday 5 October 2015 23:23

Dogs are color blind, and do not respond to red flags. Source: Encyclopedia Brown

vikky538 | 28

#6427840 - Monday 5 October 2015 23:23

Yes guessed it right

NomeDMF | 17

#6427858 - Monday 5 October 2015 23:59

Dogs can see several colors.

MonstreBelle | 28

#6427867 - Tuesday 6 October 2015 0:11

12- Dogs aren't colorblind in the sense that they see everything in black and white. They just can't see all of the colors that people are capable of seeing. Plus, the color of the dress wouldn't stop the dog from being able to see the movement of the it with the wind blowing

Ichiya | 29

#6428004 - Tuesday 6 October 2015 5:00

Bulls don't respond to red either. They attack because of the movement and the color is for show.

By pixierara | 28

#6427803 - Monday 5 October 2015 22:45

I hope you didn't need it anytime really soon. It's really terrible that $200 was just torn up by a stray but hopefully you can get another one.

klutz44 | 28

#6427949 - Tuesday 6 October 2015 2:37

Next time, Rent the Runway. $30 will get you a designer dress and you just mail it back after you wear it, no washing required.

Shanarie | 11

#6428022 - Tuesday 6 October 2015 5:42

I actually just used it for an event, so luckily that was out of the way. Next time around, I'll either rent one or send my new one to the dry cleaners. Lol. Or just hang it up inside.