Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I was taking a shower with my new boyfriend for the first time. Last night was the first night we spent together. As I was washing my hair, I looked down at my feet and noticed yellow water. Some of the warm water I felt on my feet was not from the shower head. FML
Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
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mercedes3210 6
cute! lol
CRrawsum 7
I shower naked.
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Comments (152)
lilgirly89102 0
aww he's shy<3
mzeemzima 0
aww he's a pussy...
QueenOfBoredom 0
and you're a jackass yay!
loshysucks 0
and ur ugly yay
roseydot 0
He obviously likes to joke, or he isn't ready to show you his body. Relax.
Alleged_Cranium 7
YDI. You can't even get a guy to get naked with you for a shower. What makes you so unattractive?
macskapingvin 0
You probably shouldn't really be taking joint showers until you've established that you are both comfortable being naked together.
Cinn_fml 23
^This is very true. However chances are they'd discussed this before they did on the basis that they didn't turn up at the same point. At which point he should've mentioned it. It's also possible he just didn't want to wander from his room to the bathroom naked. Or that he just wanted the OP to take them off.
CoonAndFriends 0
I love your comments. Only because I can see the penguin speaking when I read them. Hehe. Funny penguin.(:
Lucidium 0
stfu 21 you always rant on. Get a life.
Cinn_fml 23
That's not a rant, the comment isn't even that long.
RedPillSucks 33
Sorry, Cinn. People with short attention spans don't always get you. I think a fortune cookie fortune would have been a rant for this guy.
Po1ntBlank 0
lol ^
CRrawsum 7
I shower naked.
macskapingvin 0
Disgusting.
CRrawsum 7
I try to stop... it's a habit :(
Sisaac 0
^ Win.
KelseyLovesYouu 2
You should be locked up somewere...
CRrawsum 7
WHY ARENT I NORMAL?!?!
samantha_142 0
everyone showers naked.
GavinRoskamp 0
Way to break the setting.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Really 96?!? I didn't know that! Wtf, was there a memo I missed??
romano07 0
I shower in a wetsuit!
epiikgangster11 2
try hard
4realz226 0
Ewwww but some clothes on! Lol
Zombie65 0
LMAO *sorry*
jkwanx88x 0
lmao wow. kids these days ..
iRadiium 0
it's was probably cold:p
doublewide420 0
shrinkage
thamavrikx7 0
ROTFLMFAO that's the funniest FML I've seen
Cass3m0 0
Really? All these FMLs and THIS is the funniest? Okay.
Cinn_fml 23
Maybe they're new here and aren't crazy enough to read the backlog? :P