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By TayTay - 16/05/2009 07:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a Taylor Swift concert. At the concert they put up a sign that said "Scream if you love country boys." My boyfriend took one look at it and started screaming. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By jeanrose2013 - 23/10/2012 22:12 - United States - Jonesboro

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend when a guy walked up to me and told me I look exactly like Taylor Swift. My boyfriend punched him in the face and told him that Taylor Swift is a lot more attractive. I'm actually considering leaving him for the complete stranger. FML

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By really? - 13/08/2013 06:58 - United States

Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2021 05:00 - United States - Cicero

Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets for his birthday to see our favorite band, and he told me he doesn't feel he loves me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2013 20:23 - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML

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By Djcc - 21/02/2012 18:03 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

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By unknown - 15/06/2011 10:20 - United States

Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML

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By lil123 - 25/03/2012 04:40 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 04:28 - United States

Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML

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Tay-Tay rules

By Not a swiftie - 20/04/2024 22:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML

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Saturday 16 May 2009 12:15

He was probably just having fun.

Emma_91 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:15

Like 2 said, maybe he was jokiing...

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mandyreid_ 0

Monday 18 May 2009 18:51

i hate taylor swift, your boyfriend is gay btw.

lazorzpewpew 0

Monday 18 May 2009 20:24

Brokeback Mnt ... mmmhmmmm

heyhey1880 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:28

taylor swift is amazing ! (: but um yeah he might have not even seen the sign and just been screaming for fun lol

candyxpopcorn 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:35

Are you sure it didn't say "Scream if you love country, boys"?

cuteekayj 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 4:04

LMFAO @ this && @ #1

xo_emily_xo 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:21

He was probably joking!! Have some confidence in him!

Brak_Spaceman 19

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:54

Cowboy up

Sirwootalot 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 21:40

A better FML would be his. "Today, my girlfriend took me to a taylor swift concert. FML"

pariah411 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 22:45

His willingness to listen to Taylor Swift should've been the first clue.

lilmistabys 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 4:41

taylor swift stinks

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Same thing different taste

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