Today, my boyfriend and I went to a restaurant so I could apply for a job, and we decided to eat there. After we finished, I went to start the car. When we got home, I asked him how much the bill came to. Apparently he didn't pay. I had already given them my completed application. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
First step
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML
Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, I went to Waffle House to talk to the manager about getting a job. My boyfriend now wants to beat up the manager for giving me his number so that I can call him whenever I'm done filling in the application. FML
Date night
Today, I got into a heated argument at a restaurant with a guy I am seeing because he refused to let me pay for the bill and I thought it was sexist. When he finally agreed, I gave the waiter my card, only to have him return a minute later telling me it was declined. FML
Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Top comments
BellaBear90 27
Genuine mistake because he thought you'd paid or arsehole? Go back, pay and offer a sincere apology either way.
Alchemist_21 26
This actually guarantees you getting the job, as you will now have to work off the debt.
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jsgervais84_fml 12
That is a safe way of being called back for an "interview".
vikky538 29
accept it a honest mistake and resolve it...
worldclassrager 41
Well they have your contact explain what happened and then pay it and you might still get the job but it's a low chance...
firefighter925 18
Go back and pay!!
1gullible_bugger 34
Go back and pay. Mistakes happen.. Your honesty could pay of by getting the job
Sparkieemae 14
why don't you call them now and explain what happened and go in asap and pay for it? also leave a nice tip where I waitress its bad enough to get stiffed on a tip but if we can't catch them in the parking lot we have to pay out if pocket if someone dines and dashes
smokecloud_ 37
I was going to say exactly this. Servers often have to pay out of pocket for walk outs, so please do the right thing and go pay your bill and give that server a nice tip for having to deal with that.
tranced_ 45
if only you paid attention during maths lectures..
ImJobbinn 11
And plus they have all of OPs personal information.
MrHernandez530 10
Lol you dine and dashes bet it's not the 1st time he's done it
mosquito19 14
sounds like your boyfriend not going get a job any time soon.
Sniper_Chick4110 20
Applicant was the OP not the boyfriend.