Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML
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Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him, he turns and says, "Not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML
Today, I went to a Dodger game with my crush. Between innings, the "Kiss cam" came up on the big screen. The camera happened to land on us, and when my crush saw us on the screen, he leaned away from me and buried his face in his hands. Everyone saw, and sympathetically said "Awww." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got put on the Kiss cam at a baseball game. Instead of kissing me, he grabbed my boobs and got the biggest round of applause I have heard in my life. FML
Today, I went to a baseball game with my wife. During intermission, the kiss cam chose my wife and me. So, what do you expect, I kissed her, but she decided to slap me and pretend she didn't know me. FML
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me via the Kiss Cam at the game he went to. A mutual friend, who went to that same game, sent me a photo. My husband had told me he was gonna be working tonight. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML
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Kikitann 9
Not sure about you, but I'd dump his ass.
simpleman124 1
Troll cam
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Comments (330)
oarisimo 4
This is one of those relationship FMLs where I actually DO think you should dump him. What a douchebag!!!
Crazberry 5
O.o I think this is the worst one I've read in awhile. I'm so sorry OP, I can just imagine how humiliating that must have been :(
michlovefly 0
Just dump this jack ass
liamfuentes 8
You should of just went off on him , even if Kobe got a basket ,u should've told that guy off
Crystal3286 0
What a complete Douche... You definitely deserve better. Hope he's single now
simsgirlgem 25
Honey throw him to the curb that or make him sleep on the couch until he dumps you or buys you a huge rock
Crazberry 5
I don't think him buying all of the gems and presents in the world will make her forget this particular **** up :/ As for sleeping on the couch, that's too kind. He should sleep outside in a thunderstorm without even a dog house to shelter him.
br0ccoli 14
147- Diamonds > self respect ? NO.
lis12110 0
It shouldve been him kissing his girl friend not that girl!! There is absolutely no excuse for that!! If my boyfriend did that he would be dead!
RoughJustice 0
3way?
asherm 15
I would have then slapped him on kiss cam and left. Wtf? Even if he wasn't on there with you , he should have still kissed you. D-bag alert
KirbyisEPIC 0
I am so sorry. That must really suck! Well, atleast you know you shouldn't spend the rest of your life with that little prick.... :P