Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML
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Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him, he turns and says, "Not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML
Today, I went to a Dodger game with my crush. Between innings, the "Kiss cam" came up on the big screen. The camera happened to land on us, and when my crush saw us on the screen, he leaned away from me and buried his face in his hands. Everyone saw, and sympathetically said "Awww." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got put on the Kiss cam at a baseball game. Instead of kissing me, he grabbed my boobs and got the biggest round of applause I have heard in my life. FML
Today, I went to a baseball game with my wife. During intermission, the kiss cam chose my wife and me. So, what do you expect, I kissed her, but she decided to slap me and pretend she didn't know me. FML
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me via the Kiss Cam at the game he went to. A mutual friend, who went to that same game, sent me a photo. My husband had told me he was gonna be working tonight. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML
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Kikitann 9
Not sure about you, but I'd dump his ass.
simpleman124 1
Troll cam
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Comments (330)
stalkerstatus101 5
Wow he's a jerk if he couldn't just turn around and kiss you instead. Sorty OP FYL
stalkerstatus101 5
*sorry Stupid phone
AugustBurnsToast 14
Though your feelings are hurt now, at least you got to see his true character come out and don't have to waste another moment with him. :)
batummshakalaka 1
You make a very valid point. Half full kinda guy :) The world needs more people like yooooouuuuuu!!!
AugustBurnsToast 14
Thanks guys! It's better to look forward to the future rather than dwell on the past. Hopefully this girl will find someone that puts her first. :)
randivw 0
Absolutely dead on in this one!!
MEM0817 18
I would have left his ass right then and there.
Bekll 31
What I want to know is why SHE kissed him too. He's a stranger to her.
bassmaestro 10
Because that's the whole fun of the kiss cam
Bekll 31
Yes, with people you know and are currently dating or married to. I don't find it normal for complete strangers to kiss, regardless of the situation.
bassmaestro 10
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mom2pen 4
That's what I was wondering, skanky ****.
Llamacod 11
My god people, get your prudish heads out of your asses, usually kiss cam kisses are quick pecks not tonsil rubbing kisses. And if you are American (or if you're not ) google "end of ww2 kiss between sailor and girl" and you get one of the most famous kiss photos in the world, which happened to be between 2 strangers that were excited about hearing about the war's end
nightowl713 25
Definitely would have dumped what ever was in my hand, popcorn, soda, or what ever on his head and walked out. Not ok period. No excuses are necessary, the kiss was explanation enough.
katiejeankran 5
**** that guy. Dump his bitch ass.
clue_me_in 20
I concur.
bassmaestro 10
How many comments can we get saying how we all would dump his ass?
linkinpark98 23
……OVER 9000!!!
lore420 2
Yes dump his ass but If you dont and a simply sorry fixed things you deserve it cause he could obviously get away with disrespectful things like that
my3rdgenipodtouc 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
And he scores!
linkinpark98 23
……A spot on the living room couch. (That's if she didn't dump his ass.)
badmike89 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
The only logical thing I see that should be done here is threesome you only live once
salmonodin 9
Big talk for someone who will never experience one.
Wisc 0
Tssss, what's all that sizzling cause I think someone just got burned!
DracoSpirita 21
Not if you believe in reincarnation.
beachyballerina 12
Fu
Llamacod 11
Fu manchu, fütball, fu... What? Would you at least finish you're damn thought before posting?
Llamacod 11
Shit, I mean your not you're. Sorry its the auto correct on the phone