Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were acting out a kinky scenario at home, where we'd met in a club and were having a one night stand. We ended up getting into a real argument about an imaginary girl in the club. I didn't have sex and we haven't spoken since. FML
Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, while trying to spice up our marriage, we decided to get a hotel room and roleplay as strangers who meet in a bar and have a one night stand. By the time I got there, he was engrossed in the football and on the beer. He didn't notice me arrive and when he did, he was too drunk to get the roleplay right. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were roleplaying therapist and patient in bed. When I playfully asked him what bothered him, he told me his mother hates him and burst into tears. FML
Today, I tried role playing with my boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie, I announced, "I'm Natalia, a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian and your cock." He laughed so hard he practically pissed himself. The night ended in me doing his laundry. Alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend convinced me to do some bedroom roleplay, and we decided on acting out a job interview scenario. I suggestively told her that if she wanted to get the job, she'd have to use her mouth on something else first. She called me a pig and ended the roleplay right there. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
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JMichael 26
Did you still have fun with it?
gracehi 33
That's actually kind of adorable. My boyfriend and I tried that once. We just felt silly. Oh, we still had sex, but the role play beforehand felt silly.
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Comments (79)
dragonrider1959 18
Maybe patent it? If it's good, turn it into a performance. (Just without any of the "bedroom antics" if that didn't have a lot to do with it.
ifoundalaska 11
All those bedroom antics
MiLM 37
But was it a good play??
cjwayy 22
I don't think you read the FML correctly
FallenLyric 14
That's actually really adorable.
itsjusttofunny 8
as long as you had fun, that's all that matters.
PickledSweets 22
Sounds like the perfect way to spend time with your boyfriend if you ask me. I wouldn't have minded if I was you. Besides, you can have sex anytime, but when will you have time to have a deep, intricate play? Hardly ever.
xxjohndoexx9 10
Overactors...
worldclassrager 41
It's a start...maybe next time I feel like I say this a lot...
Katthebamf 29
Hopefully it didn't end in tears
Goblin182 27
You **** blocked your own selves.