Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were acting out a kinky scenario at home, where we'd met in a club and were having a one night stand. We ended up getting into a real argument about an imaginary girl in the club. I didn't have sex and we haven't spoken since. FML
Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, while trying to spice up our marriage, we decided to get a hotel room and roleplay as strangers who meet in a bar and have a one night stand. By the time I got there, he was engrossed in the football and on the beer. He didn't notice me arrive and when he did, he was too drunk to get the roleplay right. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were roleplaying therapist and patient in bed. When I playfully asked him what bothered him, he told me his mother hates him and burst into tears. FML
Today, I tried role playing with my boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie, I announced, "I'm Natalia, a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian and your cock." He laughed so hard he practically pissed himself. The night ended in me doing his laundry. Alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend convinced me to do some bedroom roleplay, and we decided on acting out a job interview scenario. I suggestively told her that if she wanted to get the job, she'd have to use her mouth on something else first. She called me a pig and ended the roleplay right there. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
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Top comments
JMichael 26
Did you still have fun with it?
gracehi 33
That's actually kind of adorable. My boyfriend and I tried that once. We just felt silly. Oh, we still had sex, but the role play beforehand felt silly.
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Comments (79)
hk1998 8
It ended in rape
demonfacee 14
It looks you guys both might want to work on your acting.
silverstream20 20
Although a little disappointing that it didn't end in sex, it sounds like you guys really got some good acting training done. It even sounds like fun. All's well that ends well?
Daelynn_17 19
I totally want to hear the entire storyline. Lmbo
EpicCrazyBitch 12
You and me both
acash93 7
It wasn't sex, but it surely was passionate.
bubina 14
WE'RE SUCH ACTORS WE DISTRACTED OURSELVES FROM SEX
FelixJC 14
Seems like you guys still had fun. I don't see a problem here lol.
MamaZombieCakes 17
Sometimes its not good to role play. sorry that happened.
mb2_native 15
2, Who knows, maybe geology. Next time they should do Sex Ed, might actually almost have sex this time haha
sdroze1389 31
I thought most actors became **** stars, better luck next time I guess.