Today, I’ve been having an affair with my cousin’s husband for the last 16 years. For 3-ish months, when my husband gets drunk, he accuses us of cheating & threatens to tell everyone. Sober, he remembers nothing. We are constantly worried he will tell but are too in love to end it. Both in bad marriages. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I realized my love life is a mess. I’ve been married for nine years, having an affair with a good friend for over a year, and I'm still in love with the boy who broke my heart years ago, and contacts me only when he is lonely. All three make me happy, but two of them are unable to commit. FML
Today, when going to bed after a night of heavy drinking, my boyfriend told me he was in love with his cousin, and that she’s way prettier than me. Later in the morning, he said it was just "drunk talk." FML
Today, I’ve stayed close with my ex since cheating on him and marrying the guy I cheated on him with, 16 years ago. I realized I’m still in love with him but also love my husband. Both are down for a polyamorous relationship but not if the other is the other guy. Understandable, my bad karma. FML
Today, I found out that my husband lied a few nights ago and was actually drinking with another woman at her house until after midnight. This woman is his best friend’s ex-fiancée, and she's been hitting on my husband for as long as I can remember. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my husband of nearly a decade told me he's been sleeping with his best friend for a year, and also a couple times with my best friend. Marriage destroyed. Life in shambles. FML
Today, I was working for my cousin. However, two weeks ago I found out my cousin's wife was cheating on him, through lying to her best friend. I told him, and he later told her. They've apparently made up, because I got fired. FML
Today, my husband is furious because I accused him of being in love with my best friend. He talks about her constantly, perks up like a puppy when she comes over, and occasionally only gets erections if I talk about her. Even the kids have noticed how moonstruck he is. FML
Today, my husband admitted that he's been spying on me for the last 5 years to see if I was cheating, out of paranoia brought on by his own cheating for all 5 of those years. FML
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d j mom 9
here's an idea. why don't you both end your bad marriages so you can be together the right f******g way?!? you won't get any sympathy here for cheating.
GoogieWithers 24
End your marriage if you don't want to be with him.
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d j mom 9
here's an idea. why don't you both end your bad marriages so you can be together the right f******g way?!? you won't get any sympathy here for cheating.
GoogieWithers 24
End your marriage if you don't want to be with him.
poopface82 23
Lemme get this straight. You’re cheating on your husband with your cousin’s husband and you came HERE for sympathy? You’re about as sharp as a billiard ball.
Underscore_foo 5
This is the 100th time I’ve seen a comment like this, someone believing that people post on here seeking sympathy. Like, don’t take this website literally, a lot of people aren’t here for sympathy. They’re just venting.
BurnInDemonFire 35
You vent when you feel angry or frustrated. You don't vent when you're crying because you're close to being outed as an asshole.
FluffythePink 23
So you're actually getting off on the cheating, not the relationship itself otherwise you'd have both divorced and got together properly.