Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML
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Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he finished before me. I thought that he was going to try and get hard again so we could continue. Unfortunately, he turned to me and said to me, "Don't worry, I'll re-spawn in a few minutes." I lost it completely. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
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jam26 0
are you sure he wasn't a virgin? I know most guys finish in like 2 seconds their first time. maybe he lied to you and he was a virgin too
amirn86 0
Hey, at least you know you turn him on A LOT This really never happens you can take my word I want to apologize that's just absurd Mainly you're at fault for the way that you dance and now I **** IN MY PANTS Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a **** Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus Now I'll go home and change I **** right in my pants every time you're next to me And when we're holding hands it's like having sex to me You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy I wear a rubber at all times cause it's a necessity Cause I **** in my pants
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yay_fml 0
What's up with everyone losing their virginity in horrible ways lately? I mean... it's almost always horrible for the girl, but still! I should have posted when I lost mine: "Today, I decided to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. I was on top, with my eyes squeezed in pain, and he said it was in. Then I collapsed into tears and he told me 'You could have lost it to someone much worse.' FML"
Bubs_fml 0
#43: My friend always brags to me that he did it with his girlfriend for four hours straight. True? Don't know. Do I ever want to know? HELL NO! #51: That's...sad.
blal 0
give the guy a break, if youre a virgin, it means he probably hasnt had sex for a while, and the longer its been since a guy gets off, the less time it takes. if you hadnt laughed at him or made him feel like shit (im assuming you commented on it right after or turned your back or something) he probably wouldve been ready to go again in 10 minutes. i remember my first time, i lasted like 2 minutes, but my girlfriend was actually supportive, and after a brief recovery, we went at it for 45 minutes, and only stopped to move upstairs because the floor was uncomfortable before going another hour dont be so judgmental, or youll end up pushing him away even more than you just did by laughing in his face
stellaellaola 0
What a tool.
shortayems 0
Same thing happened for me too. The more we had sex, the longer he lasted. I was just so tight at first that he came really quickly but as time went by I loosened up and things went better. I would say to just keep having sex and it should get better.
alphalove 0
ahahahahahahaaa. THIS HAPPENED TO ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wooksta 0
make him get there witha bj first, then have sex, im sure itll make him last longer
latuka 0
you know, i think 30sec might've been an exageration. I mean sure, for you it felt like 30sec. but for him it probably felt like a good 2 min. so it was prob more like a min. which is still saaaaaaaad.
wasd_fml 0
You people are asses. Maybe he hadn't whacked off in a long time or something. It'll get longer the more often he has an ******. Get to work and stop bitching.
fuckthou 0
the same thing happened to me last week xD my boyfriend has pretty much experience, it was my first time... it took about one minute. i think it was really embarrassing for him, afterwards he said "i'm so sorry, i guess i was a bit too...excited"