Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML
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Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he finished before me. I thought that he was going to try and get hard again so we could continue. Unfortunately, he turned to me and said to me, "Don't worry, I'll re-spawn in a few minutes." I lost it completely. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
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Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
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Top comments
jam26 0
are you sure he wasn't a virgin? I know most guys finish in like 2 seconds their first time. maybe he lied to you and he was a virgin too
amirn86 0
Hey, at least you know you turn him on A LOT This really never happens you can take my word I want to apologize that's just absurd Mainly you're at fault for the way that you dance and now I **** IN MY PANTS Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a **** Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus Now I'll go home and change I **** right in my pants every time you're next to me And when we're holding hands it's like having sex to me You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy I wear a rubber at all times cause it's a necessity Cause I **** in my pants
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Comments (248)
carpe_cotidie 0
Amen to #91.
chingchong_fml 0
what coincidence... i had sex for the first time today. but uhm, speaking from a virgin guys point of view, it is quite hard to keep it in. especially since i couldnt finish in her. but we kept switching back and forth from missionary to 69, and i was mostly trying to make her happy before myself. she wasn't a virgin btw. but not all guys care about themselves. hell, she thinks i worry way too much about making her happy that she actually gets upset about it...
skladek 0
It's happened to just about every guy I know at some point or another. I'll admit, it has happened to me once.
drimpossible 0
My first time, I lasted a few hours... But my girlfriend complained about her ex... just being in the same room as her was enough to make him finish... she didn't ****** once in the relationship... it never got better.
ZombieWilf 0
its not his fault ur a virgin and ur tight all men cum quick when its the girls first time.
Ahhem 0
He should use a pringles can as a condom next time. #96, I bet you're lying.
dwights 0
29. hero of FML's.
crazy305 0
been there done that...just when i was finally broken in and it started to feel good it was done...thats what happens when you're not some loose girl lmfao
runfast14 0
haha same thing happened to me like a month ago!!! FML!!
ladedum 0
#50: i agree! lmfao at least that's how i took it. like she felt bad that she started laughing like that but he was serious... :.