Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML
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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get it on. That's when the bell rang. He said, 'I'll just be back'. 5 minutes later, still no sign of him. I wrapped myself in a towel and went to the hall. Turns out his new PS4 had arrived. He said, 'I forgot you were here, sorry' and continued to play. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML
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Bubs_fml 0
That's pretty lame. Who turns down sex to play video games, especially the Wii of all games?
member0987654321 0
wtf?
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x0x_KissOfDeath 0
its the fact that he didn't even give her the option to stay and play #152. I'm a chick and i'm almost 20 and there are times when i want to play xbox but i don't kick my bf out to do so. I say i wanna play fable or whatever if you wanna go out you can and if you wanna stay here and chill you can too. I don't say ohh my game just came peace dude, you gutta leave. If she wanted to leave he couldnt get mad but if she didnt mind watching she should have had the option. Maybe she would've liked to watch. I don't say dump him because he doesn't want sex. Obv. sex isn't the most important thing in someoens life. It's Wii too which totally doesn't help. Most wii games you can play with two players. He couldn't have let her try and play with him? If he just wanted alone time he shouldn't have invited her over in the first place and if he didn't want alone time he could've tried to bond with her over something he enjoys so they could become closer. So again, it's not about the sex, it's about the fact that that's shitty to invite her over and then kick her out because a game came that she apparantly isn't even allowed to watch because it's sooooo top secret. lol and that is strange that a guy turned down sex. but that doesnt really matter just funny because people don't really hear that too much
qwerty123456789 0
Guess he decided he'd rather play with his Wii [rimshot]
ThatGuy7454 0
OK for all you people out their dissing the guy, im a guy and gaming is is the pinical of my existance other than my gf. my gf usually comes first though, so most of the time ill game with her, but for most guys gaming is a VERY important part of their day/week/MONTH(holy shit only gameing once a month) so let a buy have his game-time.
x0x_KissOfDeath 0
if he wants his game time though he shouldn't have invited her over in the first place. that's all i'm trying to say #158. i totally respect guys having their alone time to game and stuff but why invite the chick over then kick her out? tell her you can only hang for a certain amount of time
arcangel81 0
this is your own problem. you probably have sex with him all the time, so he figures he can just get laid whenever he wants and would rather play his game. Don't have as much sex and he'll value it more.
kitteyandkat 0
i kinda find this hillarious...... no offense but feel better =D
Vehicle 1
Alot of people on here date complete nerds. :]
schnitzcopter 0
First of all **** the people who say you should dump him. Second, it would definitely depend on the game and how recently he had had sex, lol.
keyairia 0
lmao. that's so like guys. but then again. i might do that too. if it was a good game though. xD but yeah. sorry about that. it kinda sucks. >
Ryokashi 0
HEY! Let the man play his game! It is an important time.