Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML
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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get it on. That's when the bell rang. He said, 'I'll just be back'. 5 minutes later, still no sign of him. I wrapped myself in a towel and went to the hall. Turns out his new PS4 had arrived. He said, 'I forgot you were here, sorry' and continued to play. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML
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Bubs_fml 0
That's pretty lame. Who turns down sex to play video games, especially the Wii of all games?
member0987654321 0
wtf?
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zadeon 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNfWnUipHq0
aego56 0
Maybe you shouldn't have been dating a complete ******?
Sa_Ku 0
Hide the wii. Lol
zadeon 0
Wii and sex can mix, just see my last post, #136.
wickiam 0
must of been a good game
ladyofthelake537 0
my boyfriend has done something similar to me. Just remember...He's a guy. I guess its programed into their brains that video games are important for some reason. Sit him down and explain to him that it was upsetting...if that doesn't work, what I did was pull the sarcastic "nah, we don't have to have sex tonight...i'm sure your wii game is more important" when he is the one asking for sex. (make sure you say it sarcastically so he knows you're joking. He will get the idea real fast.
RTD 0
Couple comments: 1) average age of responders (14) Why? being told that you don't get sex today is worth ending a relationship over.... grow up. 2) It looks like most people aren't getting enough sex cause they think it takes top priority over other new/exciting/interesting things in life. 3) Like #120's comment. Women say no to sex "a lot". It's not a stereotype, its true. Ask any one who ahs been married for more than 3 years.... and yes it will happen to you when You get married, both guys and girls. (There is a reason for stereotypes.... they have alot of truth in them... sad but true) IMHO PS. Lucky me, second girl in my life rarely says no to sex and doesn't get all shi*ty when it is planned and doesn't happen. Got a keeper.
kloklo_fml 0
what a fuckface..
oshitits 0
I hope this is not my sister.
mrtrixxxter 0
sex first, then video games. duh.