Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML
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_kyleG_ 34
YDI for letting something so trivial become such a huge issue. Priorities, OP.
Jasim 17
I can't believe this shit is going viral.
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Comments (188)
Warmonger_Smurf 29
I've seen it as both ways. It was brain twisting watch it change before my eyes.
makynen86 9
You both sound immature to let a color of a dress cause a fight and to then break up over it
Dustmop 18
Why on earth would you let a dress get between a relationship, must not have been to serious.
brytonhansen 19
It's definitely purple...
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I went onto FML to try and avoid that shit, but I can see I'm not even safe from it on FML.
frostedfoster 15
Breaking up over a dress is ridiculous! Unless of course you came home and he had stretched it out because he was wearing it.... Then MAYBE....
mizzbravo 9
It's white and gold. Just saying...
martin8337 36
This FML doesn't make any sense. What dress are they talking about?
CaroAurelia 12
#78, oh, how I envy your innocence. It's an asinine meme. I think whether you see the dress as black and blue vs. white and gold depends on your retinas or something, but it's taken over the internet and I'm sick of it.
martin8337 36
I am on the internet quite a bit but not have seen any reference to a dress of questionable colors.
martin8337 36
Just found it. I have seen this but didn't pay it any mind because I don't care. This is a stupid reason to break up, but maybe it is for the best.
eyebrowzzz 21
I was hoping this would happen to someone even though it's really ridiculous
YourSpecialJoy 15
Somehow, i knew there would be a post on here about the dress.