Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML
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_kyleG_ 34
YDI for letting something so trivial become such a huge issue. Priorities, OP.
Jasim 17
I can't believe this shit is going viral.
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Comments (188)
Emmamazing 26
What a crappy thing to fight about. Sucks OP
_kyleG_ 34
YDI for letting something so trivial become such a huge issue. Priorities, OP.
haileyrows 26
That'll never be an issue here. As long as we agree it's white and gold. ;)
_kyleG_ 34
Babe, it's blue and black.
haileyrows 26
If our biggest issue is the color of a dress I think we're doing pretty damn well. But it's still white and gold.
makkarari 18
I have a feeling breaking up over the dress was just an excuse for bigger problems.
AnnaDeWitt 27
It's the lighting of the photo that skews the perception; some people will perceive a shadow and see white while others will not and see blue. When I first saw it I saw blue and later when I looked at it again I saw white. Now my mind is confused and I just see an in-between color. I don't see why this is something to argue about; the dress is able to be seen as both colors.
KayDee29 31
Agreed. Our society as a whole needs to get their priorities straight. That dress isn't going to feed the homeless or bring the soldiers back from the war. It's so frustrating.
ZombieSazza 34
25 they done a "report" on the BBC where it was confirmed to be blue and black, sorry to burst your bubble.
Madrias 36
Why is it people get in fights over this stupid shit?
Jasim 17
I can't believe this shit is going viral.
KayDee29 31
Yeah it's a tad bit mind boggling.
originaljosh 11
they even brought it up on TMZ :/
greencurtains74 11
It's cool that it went viral. It gives lots of people a chance to understand how we biologically work, and brings up an interesting debate on how much perception influences life.
Ichiya 29
There is show on the science channel that does the same thing without destroying relationships.
Emmamazing 26
One day we're gonna look back on this FML and be confused because we will all probably Forget about the dress.
KatHelm 17
I don't even know what the hell it is honestly so :b
Dick_diamond 22
I consulted with my Dad and He told me to tell everyone it's white and gold. There, problem solved. Now go find him, make up and be merry..
NiceGuysDoWin 21
#216, I also saw baby blue and gold for days, staring at it trying to see anything different. Then I saw an article that had 3 or.4 different pictures of the dress in different lighting. Went back to the original photo and now I clearly see blue and black. Our brains are fascinating.
homesuckfucker 28
You obviously didn't have a very strong relationship, if something silly like that blue up into an argument you couldn't resolve.
Sheepalicious 20
Same thing I was thinking.
Dims_fml 4
I see what you did there.
Dalboz 26
that sucks OP, but if your relationship was so fragile you deserve something better! You shouldn't deal with this kind of crap daily
Joshwarrior 39
Playful and occasional arguing can be healthy but if you can't both can't survive a argument about obscure colors then it wasn't meant to be and you are both better off. I hope you at least managed to settle it and have the satisfaction of being right though.
tylercarolinex 21
it is very fustraiting
BBeffedmylife 28
Not as frustrating as your spelling...