Today, my boyfriend and I are on our way back from vacation. It will be an eight hour drive. It just so happens I got food poisoning the night before we left, and there's roadwork everywhere. We're at a dead halt with no signs of moving. FML
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Bano360 25
Whoever is thinking about making "the comment", don't do it.
perdix 31
Hmm, getting downvoted sounds like a *lowers sunglasses* shitty situation.
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Comments (81)
CountEjacula 8
The only thing that is moving are your bowels.
WeskersSexslave 15
get out and release like a dog xD
LesAnn89 3
Usually being on a phone while in a car doesn't help the urge to not puke.
BabyrooKid 11
Not saying you deserve it, but if you get to go on a real vacation, your life most definitely doesn't suck. Tomorrow you will be fine and will have tons of memories from a vacation that not very many people get to enjoy.
Cirrus13 4
When the only thing moving is your bowels... FYL.
Not_Impressed13 9
*at