yellowthumb
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he regularly pees in our vegetable garden "to give the plants nitrates". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Miramichi
Canada
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
juggalo2
Troy, United States
Dude, gross!
Today, I came out of the bathroom and caught my husband peeing against a tree in the backyard. I told him how disgusting that was. He said, "Fine. Back to peeing in the sink." FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
anonymous
Indiana, United States
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
PissingMeOff
Durham, United Kingdom
Firehose
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
fledermausi
Budapest, Hungary
Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
fasterthanyou
The Dalles, United States
Always wash your veggies
Today, I realized that my dogs have been hosing my tomatoes with pee every time they go out. Not just the plants, the tomatoes I'd been eating all summer. FML
Wilhelm
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Makati, Philippines
WTF dude?
Today, I heard water dripping at the back of our house. I went to investigate, only to find a man peeing on our garden gnome. FML
TooShortToCleanThat
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Anonymous
Grand Rapids, United States
Marking territory
Today, while on a picnic with my boyfriend, he got a little drunk. All of a sudden, he got up, pulled his pants down and pissed all over me. His excuse? "Just marking my territory." FML
Top comments
jkjorn 18
Nitrates, sure, but what about electrolytes? *That's* what plants crave!
kirkaygri 18
It's not like the plants are soaking in and retaining urine. They're only soaking in what they need and would be getting elsewhere. As long as you wash them, it'll be good. Though, I'd be more worried about him burning tender plants, he has no way of checking his PH!
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Comments (20)
chantelle9294 19
I hope you told him urine is not typically supposed to have nitrates in it....
Rylee Holiday 7
Plants need electrolytes *brawndo*
AzrielB 8
He's right. I grew up on a farm and the bushes and plants we peed next to grew better. just make sure he avoids peeing directly on the leaves as that will burn them.
HEnRyEdwardsIII 15
Can't wait to find out what he's using for fertilizer
WTF STFU 3
Then piss on his plate and see how he likes it and tell him to GROW THE HELL UP.