Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML
Today, I started my first day of work at my new job. They had a section in the parking lot for employees only, so I parked there. Apparently, my boss didn't recognize my car, and had it towed. FML
Car Wars
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML
Women be shopping
Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Classic case of the Mondays
Today, I took the bus after work. When I got to the remote parking lot, I realized my car had been stolen so I called the police to report it. When they came to take a statement and asked me when was the last time I saw my car was, I replied, “This morning, when I drove it to wo… Oh.” FML
Stop! Thief!
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
Top comments
Tsunami87 17
Wow, police will tow someone's car if you report it as suspicious! *commits to memory for later use* now to find someone I don't like...
HahaHokayThen 10
Must've been a Ford.
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Comments (65)
bubo_fml 11
It would be extra ironic if you work for a pizza delivery restaurant!
GuardGirl126 9
I'd call the tow company and explain to them what happened. Then contact the police and tell them the exact same thing. Revenge isn't going to work because that will get your ass fired. My friend took revenge on her boss and was unemployed the next day.
Okayitwasme 0
Nice Boss! He can pay the bill!
hahaha1699 0
must have been a blue preius
sirfsam 0
Hope u get ur car back soon, next time park ur car on roof-top parking, so no one could see it
LianLover 0
I dont think he likes you very much FYL I feel bad for you,
dapickle 9
Dude where's my car?
WilG 0
Wow, your boss sounds like an idiot to me.
kevinsagirl2323 8
that sucks!