Today, my boss reached over and yanked up my shirt right above my breasts while she said, "I'm all for flaunting it if you've got it, but don't reveal that much cleavage, there are dirty old men that work here." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Today, I don’t know what to do, my (female) boss just told me that in order to comply with our dress code, I now have to go and tell most of our female employees to cover up their visible cleavage. I'm not the most confident around women, how am I supposed to discuss their boobs with them? FML
Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML
Today, a customer told my boss I was too pushy because I asked her what bra size she wears. I work at a lingerie store. I got a stern lecture from my boss. FML
Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML
Today, my 70-year-old boss asked me to order sexy lingerie she saw on the cover a magazine. FML
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shortyshort21 0
she's just trying to help *old dirty men groan and walk away*
Wolpy 9
Well, there are!
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Comments (111)
snapper126 0
you can come work for me.....
mochalate 1
I think your boss just wanted to see your boobs....
5t3ff1k4h 47
OP, how low was your shirt? Don't you know there -are- guidelines to proper career attire?
mochalate 1
I don't see why people don't think it's a FML. If my boss, male/female, lifted up my shirt to where my boobs are exposed then I would have smacked them!
geege1992 3
she didn't lift her shirt up over her breast. she pulled the top up higher than what it was because she was showing to much cleavage. learn how to read
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
She saved your ass OP... unless you want some old married bastard your dad's age looking down your top.
RedPillSucks 33
Hey! I resemble that remark!
stewpididiot 11
sexual harassment lawsuit !!!
Anaxes 5
Burn in hell you idiot.
DerFuhrer33 0
She saved you from embarrassment. Next time wear something more work oriented...I mean you wouldn't wear a thong under your work skirt right? Right???
seldom66 16
wrong. it's appropriate to dress slutty at work. not. ydi for being a **** op
FYLDeep 26
She must work for perdix. Zing! I'll probably get it for that one.
perdix 31
Yeah, I'd have that boss fired for sexual harassment and ruining my reason for showing up to work! I'd like the OP to send me before and after pictures. You can take your time with the afters, but FedEx me the befores!
ken328 0
he did you a favor
monnanon 14
Why oh why do men assume that women only wear certain clothes to get a reaction out of them. I still enjoy wearing my corsets, not to attract men, i've been with my bf for and a half years, but because i like my shape in them. Maybe op felt happy and confident in her clothes and enjoyed wearing them. i doubt she did it to get attention. I think OP has put this as an fml cause he boss thought she was inappropriately dressed
brittdeshae 13
what you are not understanding is the fact that she is dressed inappropriately for a job setting. Unless you're a stripper or something. But there are times and places to dress a certain way.
jdwmoore22 2
#53 your a ***** then