By offtothejobcentre - 31/12/2012 22:42 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boss put me on suspension, a week after granting a subordinate time off to recover from surgery. When I signed the paperwork, I was too embarrassed to admit I didn't understand her writing, which apparently said she was getting treated for "dangerously low levels of dick". FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 413
You deserved it 25 139

Same thing different taste

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She does, however, have dangerously high levels of bitch.

Steve95401 49

I remember an episode of "Grey's Anatomy" where someone was treated for that condition.

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What a biscotch! Seriously that is messed up.

Sounds like your subordinate should be fired for being an ass. You should be suspended for being irresponsible. Think of it as a learning experience, and be thankful you're not the one who needs the dick. I wouldn't sign a form from my employees if I couldn't read it. My bunch would pick up on that pretty quickly, and they'd be going for more than just some time off.

Why hasn't anybody commented on how childish and messed the boss is? I mean, it's entrapment. She deliberately wrote that (or lied about the content) and she couldn't have gone her entire life without someone commenting on her scribbles. I smell a lawsuit and suspension. Then again... it could've been code that she wanted some *** damn dick.

Because it wasn't the OP's boss who wrote up the request, it was one of OP's subordinates.

Sounds like something a UK supermarket chain called Morrisons would do.....

take one by mouth as needed and call back in a week lmao!