Today, my boss informed me that it is now my responsibility to wash the dishes, since my co-workers are consistently too lazy to clean up after themselves. I have a bachelor's degree. Which I earned at the same university I now work at. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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bears249 0
Wtf, that sucks. What's your degree in? You need to go job hunting.
lions 0
psssh. who doesn't have a bachelor's degree. it sucks to clean up after co-workers regardless of how much education you have.
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24788 7
That sucks but keep trying.
Ariane89 0
Dude, do we have the same boss?
linzilady 0
Your job sucks, get a new one.
RatIsKing 0
maybe you shouldve gotten a masters. then you would get more respect.
Flinlock 0
Ah, so now that you have a bachelors degree you are too good to wash dishes? Part of your job description is following the orders given to you by your boss. If you don't like it, get a new one. Either way, stop whining!
Chocolate_Chunk 2
so if you were a vice-CEO and the CEO told you to go clean the crappers, you'd happily do it? because no matter what your job is, you do what your boss tells you?
upinyourphaedrus 2
Wow, a whole bachelors degree. Clearly you must be a genius.
cgerman 6
I think it's time to get another job!
worldclassrager 41
Everyone gets something they don't want to do it should hopefully pass soon
Chris_1163187222 15
Who doesnt..suck it up everyone at some stage has to do crap at work they are not paid to do