Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML
Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML
Today, my boss held a meeting to talk about how we can't overlook others and no one should pick favorites. I walked out unemployed when I pointed out that she completely ignored the person who made the biggest sale in company history and constantly gave her son raises for mediocre work. FML
Today, I got fired from my dream job. I found out today that the girl who trained me lied and taught me how to do things wrong, so that when she got back from maternity leave, she could get me fired and take her job back. My new coworkers were in on her plan from the beginning. FML
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, my lazy bastard of a co-worker punched me straight in the jaw because he didn't get the promotion I did. Being his new manager, I fired him. A few hours later, I was fired for "abusing" my power. FML
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
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sorrysweety 0
Does the company know about the $6,000 thing? money like that is a big enough deal you should have told em, if you did then that's ****** up
andreophile 0
No good deed goes unpunished.
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Comments (93)
rety1 13
yeah. it seems the only way to get ahead is to either be sleeping with your boss or just be so increadibly dumb people wonder how you can remember to breathe...
159_fml 17
Thats there problem it's probably going to happen again fyl
ViolettaB 5
If you were fired on the spot 'Yesterday' why would your boss lecture you in her office 'Today'?
stalo 0
Who was she sleeping with?
Bquillero16 18
Wow dude it sounds like you need to call 1-800-chokethatho
DontSaveMe 16
Well that shows you, if the he's male, whoever the boss thinks is prettier always gets rewarded. That's how idiotic some people are...sorry, OP. Your boss needs a reality check!
The_9th_Doctor 18
sue. go to corporate. do something besides bitching about it.
IndefiniteBeauty 17
Your boss is an idiot.
Anikaaaaa 31
It annoys me to no end that people keep referring to the boss as male or acting like it could be a man or a woman. The FML very clearly states that the boss called the OP into HER office. The boss is very clearly female, but people act like the default state of "boss" is male...
rupertajm90 15
sue