Today, my boss "borrowed" my prescription sunglasses off my desk. She crashed her car because they made her dizzy, and thinks I should pay for the damages. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML
Today, at work, somebody stole my sunglasses. Fed up with the constant theft in my office, I stormed up to my boss, as he had long ago promised to catch the thief. He listened patiently to my rant before pointing out that my sunglasses were on my head. FML
Today, my mom's boss reversed into my parked car. She expects me to say that it's my fault so she doesn't have her insurance increase. FML
Today, I walked into the glass door of my boss’s cabin and broke my spectacles. Thank god for a backup pair, right? Wrong. I fell down the stairs and broke them too. FML
Today, while out shopping, a middle aged man snatched my sunglasses off my face, threw them off the ground, and stomped on them, saying, "That’s what you get for trying to look cool, asshole!" I suffer from light-induced migraines. FML
Today, I lost my glasses. I don't have spares but my girlfriend said I could borrow hers. She doesn't understand why this won't work. FML
Today, I dinged my boss's very expensive car. My car wasn’t damaged, so in a panic, I moved my car to another spot and said nothing. Less than an hour later, my boss showed me high definition security footage, so now I either cough up repair money I can’t afford, or I get fired. FML
Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML
Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML
Today, I found a pair of glasses in my car. I don't wear glasses, and nobody besides myself has been in my car lately. It appears that someone has been sleeping in my car and forgot their glasses. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
drewflav 17
Your boss is a fucktard! No one should be taking stuff off your desk without permission, ever. That's the kind of trouble it invites. You'll be fine OP, your boss can't touch you this time.
HanaFML 10
I think she should pay for your new glasses!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (139)
judyung 1
What a ******* dumb bitch. I would of just been like **** that and you. Deuces.
vvlovesu 9
Don't let her run over you!!
bimbim_fml 6
Having in mind some won lawsuits in USA, I wouldn't feel safe. Just google craziest lawsuits.
Tariqana2719 5
I think whoever took your glasses to begin with should pay for it ;)
siddin 6
first and foremost that is theft, second its your boss' fault and not yours. document everything. record all converstwith your boss. refuse to pay and if your boss does anything to you because of it, you will have a very nice retirement fund after your lawsuits.
Elizabeth_Scholt 18
If that is her argument in court, then you'll easily win. Don't worry, she'll have to pay for the damages of her own car, and maybe even your glasses!
kalbrek009 20
Tell them that if they want you to pay for damages, you'll first have to have them arrested & charged with theft first & that no court will make you pay for what they did to them self since you did NOT loan them the glasses....they are a fucktard for not noticing the glasses were prescription.
Derpylicious 3
Get a lawyer as soon as possible. There will be a lawsuit in this.
aziouazrayes 6
you boss is an ASS
Hellbound_Alleee 14
You guys Do realize this is the BOSS here? One does not simply sue one's boss.
Quikraptor 8
One does not simply use this meme without first knowing their shit. People sue their bosses. It's how it works. They can continue to sign your pay-checks, or they can risk losing their position as a manager/CEO due to criminal charges.