Today, my boss "borrowed" my prescription sunglasses off my desk. She crashed her car because they made her dizzy, and thinks I should pay for the damages. FML
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Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML
Today, at work, somebody stole my sunglasses. Fed up with the constant theft in my office, I stormed up to my boss, as he had long ago promised to catch the thief. He listened patiently to my rant before pointing out that my sunglasses were on my head. FML
Today, my mom's boss reversed into my parked car. She expects me to say that it's my fault so she doesn't have her insurance increase. FML
Today, I walked into the glass door of my boss’s cabin and broke my spectacles. Thank god for a backup pair, right? Wrong. I fell down the stairs and broke them too. FML
Today, while out shopping, a middle aged man snatched my sunglasses off my face, threw them off the ground, and stomped on them, saying, "That’s what you get for trying to look cool, asshole!" I suffer from light-induced migraines. FML
Today, I lost my glasses. I don't have spares but my girlfriend said I could borrow hers. She doesn't understand why this won't work. FML
Today, I dinged my boss's very expensive car. My car wasn’t damaged, so in a panic, I moved my car to another spot and said nothing. Less than an hour later, my boss showed me high definition security footage, so now I either cough up repair money I can’t afford, or I get fired. FML
Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML
Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML
Today, I found a pair of glasses in my car. I don't wear glasses, and nobody besides myself has been in my car lately. It appears that someone has been sleeping in my car and forgot their glasses. FML
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Top comments
drewflav 17
Your boss is a fucktard! No one should be taking stuff off your desk without permission, ever. That's the kind of trouble it invites. You'll be fine OP, your boss can't touch you this time.
HanaFML 10
I think she should pay for your new glasses!
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Comments (139)
PenguinBitch 44
Of course she would say that. Most bosses just can't admit their mistakes. I hope you guys settled this in a civil manner without someone getting fired.
bach2121 13
Dumbass boss, now u REALLY have a reason to hate her
Spectre529 12
Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad!
Jessiegirl122 7
How the hell does he/she deserve this???
metalhead4740 14
Dipshits and assholes shall always be dipshits and assholes...that's why
prettydummy 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
your boss did you a favor glasses would make you look nerdy and no one wants that
Futacy 30
SUN-glasses. SUN-glasses. And excuse OP for not having perfect eyesight like you. Plus, glasses don't always look nerdy, I've seen some that look really cool/cute/geeky (in a good way). I even own a pair of glasses made by converse.
poccocurantes 7
I like to get old glasses frames from the flea market and have shaded lenses put it.
laoxo16 10
lol fuckk off
thewife5 19
I bet you think you're the shit and make fun of people a lot.. News flash.. You're not.
munchly 17
Obviously you're slow in the head! First off sunglasses are NOT nerdy! Secondly, neither are regular glasses! They are hot stuff when worn properly ;)
kaylizs 20
"Hot when worn properly" huh. All these years, I've been wearing my glasses wrong. I've only been wearing them to see.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
I have to wear glasses, you ass
GTAmax99 12
Why did you let her borrow them?
RosenT1990 9
It sounds as if OP didn't exactly have much of a choice.
GTAmax99 12
Oops, sorry I see now.
outoftown 27
Talk to management about her theft and threats, and brush up your resume. Talk to your insurance company if management doesn't quash your boss's nonsense.
simoncat 11
What!? Why? ******* idiot.
UMadBro_87 3
Pretty sure you're not gonna have any problems arise from this. Unless every other person you deal with regarding the incident is as thick as your boss
kwyk 23
I have a sudden craving for sausage rolls.