By whateven - 08/01/2013 17:45 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boss "borrowed" my prescription sunglasses off my desk. She crashed her car because they made her dizzy, and thinks I should pay for the damages. FML
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drewflav 17

Your boss is a fucktard! No one should be taking stuff off your desk without permission, ever. That's the kind of trouble it invites. You'll be fine OP, your boss can't touch you this time.

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HanaFML 10

I think she should pay for your new glasses!

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PenguinBitch 43

Of course she would say that. Most bosses just can't admit their mistakes. I hope you guys settled this in a civil manner without someone getting fired.

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bach2121 13

Dumbass boss, now u REALLY have a reason to hate her

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metalhead4740 14

Dipshits and assholes shall always be dipshits and assholes...that's why

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prettydummy 12

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Futacy 29

SUN-glasses. SUN-glasses. And excuse OP for not having perfect eyesight like you. Plus, glasses don't always look nerdy, I've seen some that look really cool/cute/geeky (in a good way). I even own a pair of glasses made by converse.

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poccocurantes 7

I like to get old glasses frames from the flea market and have shaded lenses put it.

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thewife5 19

I bet you think you're the shit and make fun of people a lot.. News flash.. You're not.

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munchly 17

Obviously you're slow in the head! First off sunglasses are NOT nerdy! Secondly, neither are regular glasses! They are hot stuff when worn properly ;)

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kaylizs 20

"Hot when worn properly" huh. All these years, I've been wearing my glasses wrong. I've only been wearing them to see.

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

I have to wear glasses, you ass

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outoftown 26

Talk to management about her theft and threats, and brush up your resume. Talk to your insurance company if management doesn't quash your boss's nonsense.

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UMadBro_87 3

Pretty sure you're not gonna have any problems arise from this. Unless every other person you deal with regarding the incident is as thick as your boss

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kwyk 23

I have a sudden craving for sausage rolls.

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