Today, my boss asked to use my phone since the company pays for it. A few hours later the same boss called me into his office to fire me. Apparently the company checks the phone records and found a call made on my cell to a sex line. My boss made that call and just fired me. FML
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Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML
Today, my boss was angry at me because I had filed a complaint about him refusing to change our phone service to something more reliable. Later, a customer called him and said I had hung up on him. I got fired. I didn't hang up on the customer, the phone service just dropped the call. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday." He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
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fml488 0
Report your boss. Duh
bkell13 0
Definitely look into reporting him...know any higher ups you can talk to? Dude's clearly got issues if he would go to that extent to call a sex line on an employees phone and then let them get fired over it.
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Comments (86)
monkey314159 0
sounds fake...
24788 7
Sounds like a typical boss. Next time don't let anyone use it.
plexico 4
If you had just given him a ******** instead of making him resort to phone sex, you'd still have your old job. To make it in Corporate America, you have to play ball, or balls, as it were.
omgyoukilledkeny 0
well tht sucks ass. hehe. o ****...I forgot wat I was gunna say. o well F T G D W I H U
the_coon_fml 0
nice name!
sillystyle420 5
F - f*ck T - the G - god D - damn W - white I - insurgence H - hate U - unit Was i right?
null_fml 11
Maybe he just doesn't like you and wanted an excuse to fire you. After all, he'd know that they monitor your phone. So yeah. I think it was a set-up.
trenteg11 13
You don't say?
bosshaug 0
(gilfred godfrey's voice) ydi for owning 4 cats and dogs
Eaglestrike117 29
Wrong FML fail.
greatnt249 0
Wrong name fail.
Intoxicunt 6
It's Gilbert. Jeez. Gilfred. Lol.
FML_Add1cT 0
report him...
FarSide 23
Report him to who dick brain? It's her word against his.
bosshaug 0
Eaglestrike your an idiot I am what people like to call a TROLL
playfuldesk 0
(Hitler voice) SLAY THE JEW MENACE
shootingstar8D 0
Watsa bitchh