Today, my boss asked to use my phone since the company pays for it. A few hours later the same boss called me into his office to fire me. Apparently the company checks the phone records and found a call made on my cell to a sex line. My boss made that call and just fired me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML
Today, my boss was angry at me because I had filed a complaint about him refusing to change our phone service to something more reliable. Later, a customer called him and said I had hung up on him. I got fired. I didn't hang up on the customer, the phone service just dropped the call. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday." He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
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fml488 0
Report your boss. Duh
bkell13 0
Definitely look into reporting him...know any higher ups you can talk to? Dude's clearly got issues if he would go to that extent to call a sex line on an employees phone and then let them get fired over it.
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Comments (86)
___billiejean___ 0
loooooooooool
LiuKang92 1
Your boss is a total ass
thebamdino 0
Gotta report that. Damn
TyffaniHope 4
Damn Dx
xXSecondGuessXx 0
Oh, wow. That doesn't sound very fair.
Jasonf6 0
Report him and sue for wrongful termination.
FML_Elle 17
"call a sex line! Eat a bagel! Demand a refund! Cry deeply
PrincessLily8402 11
Sounds like a lawsuit to me!
magickiss87 22
I'd have called his higher up and explain the situation. Sounds like the boss had a reason to not like you or has a sex addiction and got caught and threw you under the bus for it instead. Either which way, that sucks!
PastryWiz1999 16
I would report his ass right away ! #ThatsSoFuckedUp