Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML
Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML
Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML
Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML
Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office, all of them guys, were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw that the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML
Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML
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shaBAMalex 0
LMAO. bummer, man. buy better shirts?
crazy_cat_lady 0
At least you won! Wooohoooo!!! You are a CHAMP!
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Comments (112)
bi_chick 0
HA!!! i lol'd at # 34 cause thats the same thing i thought
bi_chick 0
#64....................prep? really? eww
bitchinstopshere 0
OMIGOSH, you wore an ugly shirt that you didn't think. quit whinning god, this isn't an fml. it's more of an f you for posting it. seriously, it's not like it was an ugly person contest or anything. These are the kinds of fmls that are stupid, boring, and annoying. stfu, whoever wrote this and move on with your life.
meeeh_fml 0
at least you won ^^
ChristianLasha 0
Oooh- hope that wasn't your favorite shirt. XD
3milyzabc 0
YDI for bad taste in clothing
Embarassment 0
Either your bad taste in clothes or your wonderfu little sub-conscience. :D
elspongebob06 0
lmao, wow thats gotta suck big time
grrbabyverygrr 0
FAKE.
monkey_boy984 0
Ydi for being a freshman