Today, my best friend, with whom I have been in love for years, kissed me, hugged me, held my hand, hooked up with me and told me that he loved me more than anything and wanted to be with me... until he sobered up and his girlfriend got back to town. FML
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Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML
Today, my half-drunk best friend, who I share lot of hobbies with, and love hanging out with, publicly confessed her love for me, and described how her heart burns every time she sees me with my wife, who's my childhood sweetheart, and love of my life. Now I am having to choose between the two. FML
Today, I woke up extremely hungover next to a guy I have been in love with for a while but hadn't seen for ages. Turns out he had a bet going with his mates. He bet he could get me to sleep with him straight away even after not calling me for a month. He was right. FML
Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML
Today, my best friend of 5 years, who I got feelings for, and who I spent endless time bending over backwards and going above and beyond for, once again rejected me. He got into a car accident and I stayed with him all night, only for some girl he never even told me about to come and introduce herself as his girlfriend. FML
Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
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velvel 7
so he's in denial and he cheated? sucks for everyone
TaylorTotsYumm 10
If you knew about his girlfriend, this is absolutely a YDI. If you didn't, you're still dumb for believing a single word a drunk man tells you. So, YDI again.
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fwongraven 10
You kinda deserve it for hooking up with him when you knew he had a girlfriend. That poor girl.
Nadinek98 0
u make bi guys go straight :)
nocanhaz 4
I can't tell if op is gay and the friend is bisexual or if this is fake... op if you read this clarify for me, ok? cool story
colombiancartel 0
According to this, OP and his bestfriend are male but the bestfriend has a girlfriend.
TropicalTulipz 0
dam sorry
sallen0046 4
You absolutely deserve it for screwing around with your drunk "best friend" knowing he was already in a relationship with someone else. Imagine how you'd feel if YOU were the one he drunkenly cheated on. **** his girlfriend's life, not yours.
boopityboppity 11
YDI, YDI, YDI. You're his best friend, so I find it extremely unlikely that you did not know about his girlfriend. It sucks to be cheated on. Neither you nor he has any excuse. I'm disinclined to feel sorry for you in any manner.
oboewhore_xD 6
Poor OP, that's terrible. And for those of you above, you are terrible. You cannot even imagine the pain a homosexual person goes through when they come out. How ******* dare you.
boopityboppity 11
How dare I? Easily. It is difficult to come out, I'm sure. I can almost guarantee you it does not equal the pain of discovering one's girl- or boyfriend has cheated.
RavenXRampage 1
I agree 62, everyone has 'don't be a homophobe' and 'be politically correct' shoves up their collective asses so far that they're siding with OP once they realize OP is gay. It shouldn't matter if OP is female or a gay male in this case. That's not the issue here, or rather, it shouldn't be. The 'best friend' cheated on his GF. Gay or not, OP is just as much in the wrong, especially if they are best friends. OP would definetly know about the GF in that case.
rainbowchild 0
I agree 'mrjude'. Why can't you people just leave him alone. I know EXACTLY what it feels like to be in love with a strait (or in denial) best friend. I hope you can work things out with your friend. Even if you can not be with him, I hope you can continue your friendship. Good luck.
Freeze_fml 16
I often wonder how it feels like being in love with a channel of water. Kudos to you.
dulcebrandi 0
I agree with # 58!
momo1972 3
liquid courage reveals truths everyday
BWill9014 4
lol at 58! xD and Uhhhh first off... you knew he had a gf... second never have sex while the other person is drunk... although his true feelings of the heart were let out alcohol impairs the part of our body that allows us to think logically... our brain... therefore just because he said that drunk doesn't mean it's how he overall feels considering half his human judgement was impaired... and third don't be gay xD