Today, my best friend, with whom I have been in love for years, kissed me, hugged me, held my hand, hooked up with me and told me that he loved me more than anything and wanted to be with me... until he sobered up and his girlfriend got back to town. FML
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Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML
Today, my half-drunk best friend, who I share lot of hobbies with, and love hanging out with, publicly confessed her love for me, and described how her heart burns every time she sees me with my wife, who's my childhood sweetheart, and love of my life. Now I am having to choose between the two. FML
Today, I woke up extremely hungover next to a guy I have been in love with for a while but hadn't seen for ages. Turns out he had a bet going with his mates. He bet he could get me to sleep with him straight away even after not calling me for a month. He was right. FML
Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML
Today, my best friend of 5 years, who I got feelings for, and who I spent endless time bending over backwards and going above and beyond for, once again rejected me. He got into a car accident and I stayed with him all night, only for some girl he never even told me about to come and introduce herself as his girlfriend. FML
Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
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velvel 7
so he's in denial and he cheated? sucks for everyone
TaylorTotsYumm 10
If you knew about his girlfriend, this is absolutely a YDI. If you didn't, you're still dumb for believing a single word a drunk man tells you. So, YDI again.
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Comments (134)
AthinaMarie 0
Welp atleast you know he has a little sugar in his bowl :)
Mjfalcon 8
Pwned.
upintheorange 5
can you say BLACKMAIL?
allmidnighteyes 10
Morgan Freeman. There, I said it.
kportal69 5
yeah you both get girlfriends. then you can be each others boyfriend. everyone can be happy. but yeah don't have ur panties in a twist because he told you he loved you when he was drunk. and u knew he had a gf do it shouldn't be a surprise.
gusgus36 5
aaah that sucks. :( if you knew he was drunk, you must have realized there was a big chance that the sober version of himself wouldn't mean to have said and done all those things... and if you knew he had a girlfriend then shame on you for hooking up with him (but even drunk, he knew what he was doing- so mostly not your fault). but I realize all that goes out the window when you love someone.
gusgus36 5
ha I didn't realize it was a dude til after my comment. most of it still applies but yeah I don't think that drunk him is bi or gay, while sober him is 100% straight. being drunk doesn't change who you are or what you want, it just removes inhibitions. hopefully he realizes what he wants and hope for your sake that it's you OP! good luck
Gumbinator 11
your so right! your cute btw =)
crudeandrudeguy 29
@69- the word is gorgeous
sabroso 0
haha
Aoife_ckyou 0
you're a dick for doing it when you know he's got a girlfriend.
triggerit 5
I feel like crazy reading gay's ****...
ilcalways 0
wow that guy sounds like a douche to me. not worth getting upset about
kiddoraelyn 0
so they're gay?
RavenXRampage 1
OP is gay/bi and is in love with the 'best friend', 'best friend' has a 'girlfriend' and from the tone of the writing, I'd guess 'best friend' is apparently straight. (Or just in heavy denial.) OP and 'best friend' messed around behind behind the back of 'girlfriend'.