Conspiratorial under the sheets

By Anonymous - 29/11/2022 22:00

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Today, I hooked up with a man for the first time since my divorce. The sex was mind-blowing. His pillow talk then began with something like, “A cabal of Hollywood celebrities and political insiders want to rape your children…” I’m so dry now, I think I hit menopause. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 797
You deserved it 375

Same thing different taste

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It happens. Maybe try women. Or better men. Seems the one you got wasn't suited for you after all.

This guy's so incel he's still talking shit after getting laid!

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It happens. Maybe try women. Or better men. Seems the one you got wasn't suited for you after all.

Who knew George Clooney was really Alex Jones...

It just shows that skill at sex is quite different than a working knowledge of what makes for appropriate conversation… For your own sake don’t take this experience as priming you to be attracted to nut jobs. And I suggest not getting any further involved with this person.

You should have responed with enjoying the blood of the innocent, and how young are your children again.

This guy's so incel he's still talking shit after getting laid!