Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
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Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend with a bear hug. I found her in the hall with her back to me, talking to friends. As I walked up behind her and was about to wrap my arms around her, she said, "So… does anyone have any ideas about how I should break it off with my boyfriend?" FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
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trilingualotaku 0
wow.. that really sucks... dw at least you know what she's really like now.
Joe2794 0
Wow that ******* sucks. Time to get a new friend.
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Comments (162)
ditzyxp 0
Ouchh. That is so wrong. Better watch out. She might turn into one of those moms who'd just leave the kid with someone they trust while they go out and party. D: Hopefully you wouldn't be taking care of that kid? At least, you're not the one who's pregnant.
roxxy329 4
omg.. that sux!! Ditch them both. Your boyfriends an ass clown and your "best friend" is a ***** & is gonna blow out her ******..U don't deserve that/they don't deserve you. You'll triumph in this one.. Go out have fun, don't associate with them. Their stuck..not u!
iFruit 0
Her: I've got great news... and really really bad news.
annamg 0
That really blows, but at least she's the one stuck with a screaming baby while you can ditch both their asses and find a better friend and boyfriend.
D0GS_B1T3 0
Now THIS is an FML. Jerry Springer worthy, what FML SHOULD be. Haha...I'm sorry about the friend thing... If I were you, I'd dump them both...xD
sickinlove13 0
How would you even respond to that? I'd call her a bitch and then go to his house and punch him.
theanonimouse 0
someone here is bitter over a failed relationship~
amaneylandx3 0
tell her this: if you don't wanna baby then don't have a baby. if you won't feed it, don't make it. - michael jackson
mellr7 0
oooh get both of them back!! be like, "how late are you in the pregnancy because i see you've already put on a lot of weight. twins?" to her and to him be like, "so i heard you knocked up my best friend. did you know she strongly believes in being married with kids? oh and she has herpes." oh and i forgot to mention YDI for choosing untrustworthy friends.
EveryDayJackAss 0
at least she's honest ^_^