By thatonekid - 27/07/2009 23:10 - United States

Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 70 515
You deserved it 3 556

Same thing different taste

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trilingualotaku 0

wow.. that really sucks... dw at least you know what she's really like now.

Wow that ******* sucks. Time to get a new friend.

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ditzyxp 0

Ouchh. That is so wrong. Better watch out. She might turn into one of those moms who'd just leave the kid with someone they trust while they go out and party. D: Hopefully you wouldn't be taking care of that kid? At least, you're not the one who's pregnant.

roxxy329 4

omg.. that sux!! Ditch them both. Your boyfriends an ass clown and your "best friend" is a ***** & is gonna blow out her ******..U don't deserve that/they don't deserve you. You'll triumph in this one.. Go out have fun, don't associate with them. Their stuck..not u!

Her: I've got great news... and really really bad news.

annamg 0

That really blows, but at least she's the one stuck with a screaming baby while you can ditch both their asses and find a better friend and boyfriend.

D0GS_B1T3 0

Now THIS is an FML. Jerry Springer worthy, what FML SHOULD be. Haha...I'm sorry about the friend thing... If I were you, I'd dump them both...xD

How would you even respond to that? I'd call her a bitch and then go to his house and punch him.

someone here is bitter over a failed relationship~

amaneylandx3 0

tell her this: if you don't wanna baby then don't have a baby. if you won't feed it, don't make it. - michael jackson

oooh get both of them back!! be like, "how late are you in the pregnancy because i see you've already put on a lot of weight. twins?" to her and to him be like, "so i heard you knocked up my best friend. did you know she strongly believes in being married with kids? oh and she has herpes." oh and i forgot to mention YDI for choosing untrustworthy friends.

EveryDayJackAss 0