Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
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Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend with a bear hug. I found her in the hall with her back to me, talking to friends. As I walked up behind her and was about to wrap my arms around her, she said, "So… does anyone have any ideas about how I should break it off with my boyfriend?" FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
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trilingualotaku 0
wow.. that really sucks... dw at least you know what she's really like now.
Joe2794 0
Wow that ******* sucks. Time to get a new friend.
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Comments (162)
jessxoxo28 5
ur best friends a bitch. i agree with #78
jess222 0
whata ****
Chantalasaurus 0
PWND
wroughtinfire 0
Quick, go get a tattoo of a heart with your name and your (hopefully now ex) boyfriend's name!
bambition7 0
wow that's so harsh. i'm sorry for you. well as a get back you should wait until they're both in a public place together or when your friend is and make a big public announcement about how happy you are that your friend the **** is pregrant by your asshole of a boyfriend. and start clapping like it's a big achievement. that should do it.
hunterjumper24 0
#92 hahaha thats hilarious Op: Thats sucks for you, but you should have found out the circumstances ..and she doesn't sound like she's married so in that case it wouldn't be a congrats if it happened to me. I wouldn't want a baby without being married. Your hopefully ex boyfriend is a jerk and so is your, again, hopefully ex best friend, i agree with everyone saying to cut your ties with them.
shellybean87 0
Wow she's a bitch and your boyfriend's an asshole... no offense.
do_i_ever 0
shes not a bestfriend then!
blueslushy 0
Tell her you hope her baby dies or comes out retarded!
heyhoe_fml 0
why would you want to punish the kid by wishing for it to be retarded? that's just harsh, the kid doesn't deserve that just because its parents are disgusting, shallow slutty *****
Georgia795 0
*Cough* JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! *cough*
person1000003 0
Oh crap FYL