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By thatonekid - 27/07/2009 23:10 - United States

Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML

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Today, I discovered that I am pregnant. I questioned my boyfriend and he admitted to not using a condom because he thought we were just doing "practice sex". FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 17:12 - United States - California

Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML

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By toughlove - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Hobart

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML

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By Fail - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend with a bear hug. I found her in the hall with her back to me, talking to friends. As I walked up behind her and was about to wrap my arms around her, she said, "So… does anyone have any ideas about how I should break it off with my boyfriend?" FML

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trilingualotaku 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 9:26

wow.. that really sucks... dw at least you know what she's really like now.

Joe2794 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 9:27

Wow that ******* sucks. Time to get a new friend.

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HuiYaMing 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 15:02

kick her head in

Ceaszhar 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 6:55

hey, at least ur not stuck with a baby.

awaywiththefairi_fml_fml 8

Friday 22 April 2011 3:47

You poor thing. I hope the kid is ugly and she has a loooooong labour!!!

DomoLaDii 8

Sunday 21 August 2011 3:17

wat a B.I.T.C.H!!!!!!!!!

kemioh 3

Tuesday 6 March 2012 22:36

unless he raped her she should be consideted an ex bestfriend.wat a ****

MsPhotolove 5

Sunday 30 December 2012 18:55

Damn. That's all I have to say.

yellowaholic 25

Sunday 28 July 2013 11:42

You mean ex best friend and ex boyfriend right?

yourlifesucksHA 14

Wednesday 4 December 2013 1:51

Fail! Haha!!

GLaDOS8899 14

Thursday 20 February 2014 18:09

WHAT IF: Your boyfriend is the only ****, your best friend was raped!

4EverMarie 24

Thursday 1 May 2014 3:50

It's crazy the people we call friends. She was obviously a waste of your time and I don't think you should talk to her anymore... I wouldn't even go to the baby shower. But sorry, FYL OP :(

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