Miscellaneous: Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone.... - FML

By thatonekid - 27/07/2009 23:10 - United States

Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML

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Today, I discovered that I am pregnant. I questioned my boyfriend and he admitted to not using a condom because he thought we were just doing "practice sex". FML

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Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML

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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Austria

Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML

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By canessadawn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 17:12 - United States - California

Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML

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By toughlove - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

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Mummy's bravest little boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Hobart

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML

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Creepy

By Fail - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend with a bear hug. I found her in the hall with her back to me, talking to friends. As I walked up behind her and was about to wrap my arms around her, she said, "So… does anyone have any ideas about how I should break it off with my boyfriend?" FML

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Top comments

trilingualotaku 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 9:26

wow.. that really sucks... dw at least you know what she's really like now.

Joe2794 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 9:27

Wow that ******* sucks. Time to get a new friend.

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cabernet 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 11:30

Damn, that sucks! Hope you ditch them both!

BikerMike 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 11:46

dump both the back stabbing *******

Maxine17 8

Tuesday 28 July 2009 12:40

Oh god. Least you know now. leave them to it :)

blameyourself 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 13:06

Time for a life makeover- better friends, better lovers

aback 4

Tuesday 28 July 2009 13:59

Next she'll be asking you to babysit so she can go out and party. Boyfriend will come crawling back about the time she's as big as a house and whiny. Don't let him.

Action_Batch 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 14:11

CHEAT ON HER WITH THE BABY!!! ProudMary you comic genius!!!

g00nie 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 16:28

wooww some friend she is

Angel12408 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 17:05

wowww that seriously sucks. Sound like a friend i had. Just stay away from her. although i do like #36's idea!

midwestjerk 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 17:19

Beat the shit out of her and try to make her have a miscarriage. She deserves it.

vanaathiel 13

Tuesday 28 July 2009 17:47

whoa...your name suits you

midwestjerk 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 18:50

That's kinda the point. My comments here are either like the one above (rude, crude, violent), somewhat compassionate, or completely ******* random. Ah, the fun of the internet.

SomeAnonymousBro 4

Thursday 10 May 2012 3:45

90-you twat.

dramakat11 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 17:46

Looks like you need a new bf and a new best friend! Just move forward; revenge never helps... Aw **** it--please find some horrible way to humiliate both of them and ruin their lives.

Senken 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 17:52

You're friends a bitch, and a *****. tell them your not going to associate with them. ever. and that they can tell the kid not to cheat on your best friend.

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