Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend with a bear hug. I found her in the hall with her back to me, talking to friends. As I walked up behind her and was about to wrap my arms around her, she said, "So… does anyone have any ideas about how I should break it off with my boyfriend?" FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
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Top comments
trilingualotaku 0
wow.. that really sucks... dw at least you know what she's really like now.
Joe2794 0
Wow that ******* sucks. Time to get a new friend.
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Comments (162)
cabernet 0
Damn, that sucks! Hope you ditch them both!
BikerMike 0
dump both the back stabbing *******
Maxine17 8
Oh god. Least you know now. leave them to it :)
blameyourself 0
Time for a life makeover- better friends, better lovers
aback 5
Next she'll be asking you to babysit so she can go out and party. Boyfriend will come crawling back about the time she's as big as a house and whiny. Don't let him.
Action_Batch 0
CHEAT ON HER WITH THE BABY!!! ProudMary you comic genius!!!
g00nie 0
wooww some friend she is
Angel12408 0
wowww that seriously sucks. Sound like a friend i had. Just stay away from her. although i do like #36's idea!
midwestjerk 0
Beat the shit out of her and try to make her have a miscarriage. She deserves it.
vanaathiel 13
whoa...your name suits you
midwestjerk 0
That's kinda the point. My comments here are either like the one above (rude, crude, violent), somewhat compassionate, or completely ******* random. Ah, the fun of the internet.
SomeAnonymousBro 4
90-you twat.
dramakat11 0
Looks like you need a new bf and a new best friend! Just move forward; revenge never helps... Aw **** it--please find some horrible way to humiliate both of them and ruin their lives.
Senken 0
You're friends a bitch, and a *****. tell them your not going to associate with them. ever. and that they can tell the kid not to cheat on your best friend.