Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend with a bear hug. I found her in the hall with her back to me, talking to friends. As I walked up behind her and was about to wrap my arms around her, she said, "So… does anyone have any ideas about how I should break it off with my boyfriend?" FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
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trilingualotaku 0
wow.. that really sucks... dw at least you know what she's really like now.
Joe2794 0
Wow that ******* sucks. Time to get a new friend.
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Comments (162)
elmangy 0
ummm.. become pregnant with her boyfriend that's not your boyfriend? most likely a **** like her has one somewhere.
_julia 0
:( sorry that really does suck.
OMGlaraFAILS 0
I hope shes not your best friend anymore. and, hes not your boyfriend anymore. when she gets another boyfriend, or finds a guy shes into, you should make a sex tape with him and send it to her.
Whatevers_clever 0
Not your problem anymore. Be happy you're not the one pregnant and give her a good couple of slaps in the face and also make sure you're ex bf can never have babies again! :)
jivealive_5 0
Oh wow... I'm so sorry, that's truly the most awful thing, what a dick head ur bf is... And some best friend. Man what can u say to that! Except that revenge is sweet :D
supersyd_77 0
Atleast she addmited it... Its better knowing it was with your boyfriend then him having 2 kids. Plus, she should have told you in the first place that she was having sex with him. I agree, your life is defenetly F***
misskleebitches 0
Omfg that's so ****** up I really would probably kill them both lol
tranekfny 0
hahHHahajajajjahahJhaha dont u hate having sluty friends
ALittleBitCrazy 0
I hope she isn't your friend anymore and it was your ex-boyfriend? Anyway, have a nice day.
laurenftw 0
HAHAHHAHAHHA sucks to be you!