Health: Today, my best friend told me I lost weight. I was happy because...

By lalala - 18/07/2010 04:02 - Philippines

Today, my best friend told me I lost weight. I was happy because I've worked hard to shed off those pounds. I asked her what changes were evident, she told me that I now have a neck. FML

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By boyishgirl - 27/02/2015 19:14 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML

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By fuckingcool - 14/12/2016 20:59 - United States - Ortonville

Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML

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Roll with it

By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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By Kristina - 18/02/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2016 22:56 - United States - San Bruno

Today, I hung out with some old friends for the first time since losing about 50 pounds, going from clinically obese to a healthy weight. I even bought a cute new dress for the occasion to show off my new body. No one noticed the change. FML

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By Tuffgunsmoke - 04/02/2010 07:22 - France

Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML

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By eliinu - 02/09/2016 02:45 - United States - Middlesboro

Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML

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By me - 28/06/2013 15:51 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML

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By shouldbehappyiguess - 11/07/2013 06:20 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML

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By brittrod - 05/12/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

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rosierosierosie 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 12:06

Hey, at least you have one now, thats all that matters

justsayfuck 5

Sunday 18 July 2010 12:13

If that bothers you, you can always gain weight again and lose that annoying neck :)

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LucyFur 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 14:59

Honey, if you can't take the truth from your best friend, you deserve to not exist.

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Sunday 18 July 2010 15:06

re: the one of mine that the mods keep changing- much better :)

kaylaamariee 9

Sunday 18 July 2010 15:25

alright. I heard this on a tv show 2 days ago... coincedence much?

Angelita_tita 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 18:02

maibe her friend quoted the show?:)

yagurlteeteexoxo 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 15:32

op just keep working out till you hit your jackpot...

Abbers 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 16:03

haha wat a nice friend u have

amiemariej 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 16:07

^^agreed

Thatguywhotrolls 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 16:47

You do realise that's a good thing right? I don't see any way that is bad.

som_fml 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 16:53

hey now, I hear that's the hardest place to lose weight.

aaronfuegopop 7

Sunday 18 July 2010 17:28

you asked

zelly05 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 18:10

good job at losing weight op:) keep it up!!

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