Today, my best friend became my ex-best friend. I have finally gotten over the guy she stole from me a year ago and have developed a crush on another guy. My best friend called me today to tell me that she broke up with the first guy and is now going out with my current crush. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend finally broke up with her knob of a boyfriend. This would be great except now my boyfriend of two years has broken up with me because she's finally single. She introduced us. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my best friend decided to start dating my ex. We broke up yesterday. She also thinks I'm crazy because I'm upset about it. FML
Today, I found out that my crush and best friend dumped her boyfriend, and she has been sexting two of our male friends who are married, with kids, and has started hooking up with a meth head. Guess I'm losing a lot of friends in the future… FML
Today, I helped my best friend step out of the friendzone. As a result, I don't have a boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, after I finally got up the courage to talk to the girl I'd been crushing on for years, we've got super close over a few weeks. Her best friend, who I'm kinda friends with, texted me, confessing that she likes me. Now the first girl won't talk to me for the sake of her best friend, who I'm not interested in. FML
Today, as I recently starting having a huge crush on this one guy, my friend told me she told him about the crush, and that he reacted positively. I made a move, only to find out he has a partner. I've tried distancing myself to get over him but he befriended all my friends and is now in our group chat, and the crush has only intensified. FML
Today, my popular friend stole another girl's boyfriend. She didn't keep him very long, though. In fact, she only kept him until I finally got together with my crush. Then she decided she had to have HIM. She succeeded, too. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend and the guy I had a crush on for 2 years are getting married. The worst part is that they've been dating for 2 years in secret, and just came out about it now. I've been telling her for 2 years how much I like him, and she's encouraged me the whole time. FML
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HanaxD 0
Did she know you were in love with the other guy? If so, it's good she's not your best friend now. You deserve better.
Ilovelife07 0
YDI for still considering her your best friend after the first time
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nolimits 0
"Hi, Belinda? It's me, Amber - I have some good news and some bad news..."
whoopsadaisie 0
i believe the phrase is 'fooled me once, shame on you, fooled me twice, shame on me'. bros before hos, but you before anyone else.
Nakedsquirrel 5
Oh, to be a sophomore in high school again. I can barely even remember what it's like to witness someone going out with someone that isn't taken, but happens to unknowingly be the center of my juvenile universe! Oh! And by a FRIEND no less! The backstabbing PAIN! I WAS THIS CLOSE TO TELLING HIM I LIKED HIM, YOU **** OFF MY MYSPACE FRIENDS YOU GO
allmidnighteyes 11
magical.
Flutist 3
Nakedsquirrel, like that is just so rude. She was like close to telling him. Her notebook had Mrs. Jeremy Spermdonor Daddymaker not just Mr and Mrs Daddy Maker. She was so close and then ***** had to steal him. It is almost as sad as the time this stuffed animal my boyfriend got me after we had been magically in love for TWO AND A HALF DAYS was eaten by my dog. I was so sad. I never got over it. All stuffed animals haunt me. But besides that, the EX BESTIE deserved it for actually having a phantom **** and using her balls.
Nakedsquirrel 5
Putting me in my place wasn't enough, was it? No, you had to go and make me insecure about my own stuffed animals. You are a very cruel little girl.
jayde214 0
what a bitch!
rob78_fml 0
Scratch her eyes out. She won't do it a 3rd time.
Jen_J_the_J 0
shes a **** and bitch. she deserves a right slap and a push off a balcony! savotage the relationship and most importantly, enjoy it (Y)
perdix 31
You need to start making friends with girls that are uglier and fatter than you. You'll always be the "hot, thin one" by comparison. Learn from my wisdom and live it.
AxCxDxDx 0
PWND! haha j/k
Deformed_Shadow 0
Even if the OP didn't tell HIM, she probably told her friend, as said friend was her best friend. It's not her fault that her so-called friend decided to be a typical teenage female and do that. Although it is her fault that she forgave her the first time. -_- These things really DO need more information, all the comments are arguments about what ifs.
JustABoss_fml 0
Oh well. That just makes her look bad.