Today, my best friend became my ex-best friend. I have finally gotten over the guy she stole from me a year ago and have developed a crush on another guy. My best friend called me today to tell me that she broke up with the first guy and is now going out with my current crush. FML
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Today, my best friend finally broke up with her knob of a boyfriend. This would be great except now my boyfriend of two years has broken up with me because she's finally single. She introduced us. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my best friend decided to start dating my ex. We broke up yesterday. She also thinks I'm crazy because I'm upset about it. FML
Today, I found out that my crush and best friend dumped her boyfriend, and she has been sexting two of our male friends who are married, with kids, and has started hooking up with a meth head. Guess I'm losing a lot of friends in the future… FML
Today, I helped my best friend step out of the friendzone. As a result, I don't have a boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, after I finally got up the courage to talk to the girl I'd been crushing on for years, we've got super close over a few weeks. Her best friend, who I'm kinda friends with, texted me, confessing that she likes me. Now the first girl won't talk to me for the sake of her best friend, who I'm not interested in. FML
Today, as I recently starting having a huge crush on this one guy, my friend told me she told him about the crush, and that he reacted positively. I made a move, only to find out he has a partner. I've tried distancing myself to get over him but he befriended all my friends and is now in our group chat, and the crush has only intensified. FML
Today, my popular friend stole another girl's boyfriend. She didn't keep him very long, though. In fact, she only kept him until I finally got together with my crush. Then she decided she had to have HIM. She succeeded, too. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend and the guy I had a crush on for 2 years are getting married. The worst part is that they've been dating for 2 years in secret, and just came out about it now. I've been telling her for 2 years how much I like him, and she's encouraged me the whole time. FML
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HanaxD 0
Did she know you were in love with the other guy? If so, it's good she's not your best friend now. You deserve better.
Ilovelife07 0
YDI for still considering her your best friend after the first time
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Comments (226)
ThuhBoss 0
Guys like sex. Offer your crush your pussy. That should piss your ex-best friend off. Make sure you record the fight that happens after though.
benhamean 0
I hope you beat her ***** ass!!!
buttshapedfruit 0
wow Shes a hoe
Erindub 0
Shes not your friend, never really was your friend.
sie123 0
sounds like you don't need to tell her anything anymore
kayPandastyle 15
I'd smack that bitch in her mouth I hope y'all aren't friends anymore.. thts wat you'd call an attention ***** someone who stay tryna one up someone and you dnt need tht find yourself someone worthy of the title friend
babybooluvzu 0
holy crap watta bitch does she just hav u do all the wrk 4 her!?!?! DAMN!
monirami87 0
wow thats f***** up. she's one big fat bitch.
lustful 0
kill her :)
EveryDayJackAss 0
Well, you could always go lesbian, if that doesn't help. Then, i have no fukin idea what the **** she sticks up her ass at night. One crazy ass ***** for an ex-best friend you got there.