Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories." FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
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fleg 9
you're the worst kind of person.
sarah8909 0
What your friend didn't mention a trip to Japan to him either? And he decided to get engaged to you without even breaking it off with her? And when he saw you coming off the plane he didn't notice his girlfriend right next to you? FAIL
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lpmxxo 0
You are the WORST friend ever.
cj_gurl 0
Obviously, she isn't your "best friend" if you would do such a thing to her. Shame on you AND him.
deathproof_fml 0
you deserve it for being a two timing ho
iloveyouu_ 1
#129. i ******* agree with that chick. if i was your bestfriend i would ******* ruin your life. 1. what the **** is your problem . ******* your best friends boyfriend, not letting her know, what type of best friend are you, **** i hope he aquired some type of disease. and they get transmitted to you, YOUR LIFE IS ******.
love_is_pain 0
u brought that upon ur self. it should be ur so called best friend who should be writing here "today my best friend and i arrived from japan. we went to get a bite to eat after our plane landed when i see my bf waiting there to propose...to my now so called best friend FML." u should feel ashamed for doing wat you did to ur best friend who doesn't deserve to be ur best friend not even friend and for messing w/ *HER* boyfriend
love_is_pain 0
oh and i absolutely agree w/ number 132
TerAki 0
I'm not sure who is more pathetic. Him for cheating, or you being enough of a ***** to knowingly do that to anyone. Considering that it was your best friend I'm going to say you are worse.
natividales 0
**** HER life for having you as a friend
x0x_KissOfDeath 0
#144 it's hard to believe the same person posted here considering on #5 you said YDI. on #17 you basically change your mind and say you assume all this stuff that might possibly make that person a little better (even though they are still an asshole for hooking up with the best friends boyfriend enough that he'd want to propose) "I assumed that maybe the BF and best friend had a huge fight about her going to Japan. BF hooks up with the OP in the mean time while best friend is in Japan" That's A. Justifying the reason why she'd do it which could make her less of a douche. and B. it says in the original post that the friend is GOING WITH HER not that she is MEETING HER THERE. They are obviously traveling together. make up your mind and stick with either the side that thinks the OP is a piece of shit for what she did or get on the other side and justify her. If you arent going to choose a side then at least comment about how you can see either POV in ONEEEE post don't space out your comments changing your mind throughout the thread. "I put a damn # or @ sign so if you truly believe you need to comment to me that you actually understand what the f*ck is going on. I'm seriously getting sick of the skim style comments here." WTF does that mean?? is that english?! You either didn't finish your statement or YOUR comprehension of the english language sucks. There's my stab at your comments but i think they are pretty in context.
wichitagirl87 0
wow I hope your poor "bestie" never talks to you again.. and seriously.. you don't deserve any friends