Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
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Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories." FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
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fleg 9
you're the worst kind of person.
sarah8909 0
What your friend didn't mention a trip to Japan to him either? And he decided to get engaged to you without even breaking it off with her? And when he saw you coming off the plane he didn't notice his girlfriend right next to you? FAIL
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blackorchids23 0
you ******* ****. you mock what friendship should be. how DARE you use the words "best friend." I hope negative karma follows you for the rest of your life until you feel the agony, misery, and betrayal that his girlfriend must have felt. you absolutely disgust me.
Spiffy 0
I hate when people like you come on here and try to make it look like you have been wronged while YOU (and your "best friend's" boyfriend) were the ones who definitely deserve it. Don't want your life to be f***ed? Then don't have affairs with your friends boyfriend. That's just low and disgusting. Shame on you, and shame on your "friends" boyfriend. Shame on you both! I just feel bad for your friend, but I have no pity for you. None at all.
meaganwas 0
Congratulations, you're a horrible person and he'll probably cheat on you too.
Warcry21 1
aaaaassssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
louisianagrrrrl 0
**** your life? **** her life! "Today, I came home tired and jetlagged from Japan with my best friend. I was excited to see my boyfriend at the airport, untill I realized he was there to propose to my friend. FML"
omglolydi 0
I agree with #157 If this person was your "best friend" you would not be ******* sleeping around with her boyfriend. Selfish ***** like you come on here and expect us to feel sorry for you that you now got busted by your best friend that you were being the ******* **** that you are and slept with her boyfriend, on numerous occasions. You're a fake little bitch that had no intention of telling your "best friend" of how much of a **** you are and that you slept with her man. Get over yourself. You're a ****. You're not all that. It amazes me that you have the ******* audacity to post this on here, when YOU are the one to blame for this. Again, get over yourself. Do the world a favor and don't make anymore friends. In fact, save everyone potential heart ache and just live a secluded life. People like you disgust me.
orangetree 0
wow youre a sad excuse for a human being!!!! I'm so glad I don't have people like you in my life....you should be ashamed...youre a ****!!!!
shoegal808 0
you're a pretty shitty best friend
rvn_heart 0
you're obviously not a very good friend and don't care very much about others if you can have an affair with your best friends boyfriend. Some best friend you are.
travitoninja99 0
you're a ******* dick and i hope you die in a fire