Today, my anxiety cockblocked me. I was in the middle of a wank, about to come, when I suddenly freaked out and had to stop and check to make sure I didn't have any homework due tomorrow. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML
Today, I had a anxiety attack about taking my anxiety medicine. FML
Today, I had a sex dream, which I interrupted by having an OCD-induced panic attack because apparently we weren't using protection. My brain won't even let me enjoy the fantasy action I get in my sleep. FML
Today, I had an anxiety attack because I thought I'd lost my anxiety medication. It ended up being on the shelf right where I left it. FML
Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML
Today, I was having an intense erotic dream. It was going great until I thought, "I hope this isn't a dream." This caused me to wake up. This isn't the first time I've cockblocked myself in a dream. FML
Today, my anxiety-ridden body decided that a good time to have a random panic attack for no reason at all would be when I was trying to go to sleep. Guess I'll stay awake, then. FML
Today, I'm having an existential crisis. I don't what the future holds, I'm overthinking and stressing about things I could've controlled. Now I'm having a breakdown and I've got a test tomorrow and I have to take a bath, but all my lazy ass does is worry but never actually do the fucking work. FML
Today, my hormones are so screwed, I popped a boner at the sight of two grasshoppers mating and had to retire to my room for a wank. FML
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Top comments
Psycocharger 19
Well, that sucks. Should've finished first (Which one do I mean ;))
saifnaqvi11 21
Well did you have any?
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Comments (52)
jeffprobs 29
Idk if its cockblocking if there is not a girl involved, more like hand blocking
Tripartita 45
He's using his hand, so it's handblocking? Right, so it would only be cockblocking if a girl was using her… ****?
dkramer0313 17
well i hope you at least got your homework done.
shorty5352 6
Atleast your have your priorities straight :D
mishwarner 14
Counselling dude
countryb_cth 38
Don't yah think that would be a little awkward to talk to the therapist about?
igottapee 27
that's not really a **** block
fmljosh1015 20
Aren't you on thanksgiving break?
mattrd_fml 31
if I was about to come I wouldn't care about my homework. You couldn't wait another 15 seconds?
Kiernan151 25
Don't know about you 26, but i always ********** while ******* when doing schoolwork, while making a latte for a customer
thatguythat 9
I don't think you know what cockblock means
Muttley9 13
Dear OP, either you are embarked on a history making (in duration) and painful (with no lube, that is) wank or you are unneedfully worrying :D
mds9986 24
Homework cums first.
ham_spam 17
Finally someone knows how to spell