Today, my husband and I were having an argument over accidentally leaving a to-go container of leftovers at a restaurant. He asked me why I didn’t remind him and I said that I forgot. He asked me, “What if you forgot to breathe one day? You’d die.” Then he kicked me out of the car and told me to walk home. FML
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Today, my husband and I went out to dinner. I caught him writing down his number for the waitress. When I confronted him, his response was, "What? I'm not allowed to have friends?" and threw a fit over my "irrational paranoia." I had to walk home in the cold, because he kicked me out of the car mid-argument. FML
Today, my husband got mad at me for not helping take out the groceries from the car. He yelled that I'm lazy, and that he regrets our marriage. I guess he forgot that the door handle on that side is broken and he had to let me out of the car. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, I accidentally changed the radio station in my boyfriend’s car. He threw a humongous fit and started driving recklessly, almost causing an accident on several occasions. He then dropped me off at a stop sign and told me to, "walk home, you need to lose weight anyway, fat bitch." FML
Today, in the middle of an argument, my husband picked me up and sat me on our breakfast bar. I’m terrified of heights so getting down took me over 5 minutes because of how bad I was shaking. He left to meet his friends, who “don’t start arguments just because they’re bored.” FML
Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML
Today, we had an argument and my husband called my mother right in front me. Two minutes later, she was on his side and yelling at me on FaceTime that I’m a bad wife, a pain in the ass, and a nagging bitch. The argument was about him leaving tools around for me to step on and cut my foot open with. FML
Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, I ate a slice of pizza that was left in the oven. Turns out it was my husband’s and he threw a tantrum over it. I profusely apologized and his response was, “Sorry is the cheating I’m gonna do if you keep this childish shit up!” He says stuff like that because he knows I can’t afford to leave. FML
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mike3775 39
I hope you are planning to seek a good divorce attorney. That’s a serious red flag flying with that move
mike3775 39
So you think kicking her out of a vehicle over an argument about leftovers isn’t serious?
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mike3775 39
I hope you are planning to seek a good divorce attorney. That’s a serious red flag flying with that move
copalolita 17
Divorce attorney for an argument? That’s a little too extreme.
mike3775 39
So you think kicking her out of a vehicle over an argument about leftovers isn’t serious?
copalolita 17
He sounds like a douchebag. He could have taken it a lot futher than he did. I’d sit him down for a talk when he’s cooled down and let him know it’s not okay to treat you like that. I can’t help but wonder.. how did he end up being your husband? There must have been signs. Just sayin
Hangryko 32
@copalolita - There's no way the husband wasn't faking a kind personality this whole time until they got married, right? Get therapy.
copalolita 17
There are always signs believe me. 90% of people in love overlook the red flags. Its a common occurrence. And why are you so obsessed with me going to “therapy”?
mike3775 39
There are always signs? Ted Bundy didn't exhibit any signs, he killed a lot of women. Plenty of TV documentaries on peopl,e who didn’t exhibit signs. My first wife didn’t exhibit any signs that she was going to leave after the birth of our first child (and no, it was not post partum depression). There are not always signs.
tiptoppc 21
I agree on this with you. Guys work up on this behavior to see how far they can go. Systemic abuse can happen and escalate over time to see how far things can be pushed. Really? Over takeout leftovers? He couldn’t go back to get them? That’s the logical answer. He deserves to be dumped.