Love: Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped...

By Anonymous - 06/08/2010 16:34 - United States

Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML

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By actor my ass - 21/01/2012 22:44 - Canada

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By pussyface96 - 19/09/2012 09:27 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2012 01:06 - Canada

Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML

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By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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Loveshack

By MoodKilled - 04/11/2023 09:00

Today, my girlfriends and I had planned a movie night. When she got home, she took her laptop and some snacks we prepared, and spent the evening playing online games. When I asked if I should wait for her, she told me to go and "watch some shit on Netflix, I don't really care" without looking away from the laptop. FML

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thatonedame 6

Friday 6 August 2010 23:20

um. . . seriously?!? you need a new girlfriend. an actual adult.

fisheatsbear 6

Friday 6 August 2010 23:22

real men watch the notebook. AND cry when its over

Comments

dont_be_that_guy_fml 0

Friday 6 August 2010 23:23

Dump her. I don't know about you, but I like to date adults!

The_Great_One 0

Friday 6 August 2010 23:24

In Soviet Russia, the Notebook, watches you.

Shawty101 0

Friday 6 August 2010 23:47

LMFAO! tht made me ROFL

shoopd 19

Saturday 7 August 2010 0:05

no. you lmfao'd. clearly not a rofl

arcticcatman007 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 0:07

keep up the Soviet Russia jokes, way more fun than the other comments

doink 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 0:26

Perhaps they rofl'd while lmfao'ing.

null_fml 11

Saturday 7 August 2010 1:09

Then wouldn't that be a traditional 'ROFLMFAO'? I'm thinking she 'ROFL'd first, then 'LMFAO'ed while writing the comment.

Primus_fml 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 8:50

^^ LMAO! I ROFLed while reading your comment.

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Sunday 8 August 2010 0:24

OK, plenty of ROFLs. Where are the waffles?!

twinny_sc 13

Friday 6 August 2010 23:24

YDI for not wanting to watch the notebook. Just kidding your girlfriend is a child.

SoundnVasion 0

Friday 6 August 2010 23:26

ydi for possibly being a pussy boyfriend that does everything she want causing her to be a complete bitchwhen she wants something

xtfauthorx 0

Friday 6 August 2010 23:26

Pedophilia is wrong OP I've never seen a full grown adult do that

ThatBrownChick 0

Friday 6 August 2010 23:27

oh heeeey, I remember doing that. WHEN I WAS 3. get a new lady op, or just tell her to grow up. whichever floats your boat :)

evamusical 12

Monday 4 March 2013 15:29

You watched the notebook when you were three?

skroal 7

Friday 6 August 2010 23:28

YDI for your 24 year old girlfriend plugging her ears and stomping her feet while making really loud noises in your local video store. She then refused to stop until you agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. Dump her, it isn't worth it.

Kawaiichan42 3

Friday 6 August 2010 23:30

Op, you need to either dump her if she doesn't know how to act like a 24 year old woman or stop complaining about it on FML. I'm sure it was embarrassing, but if that's the only way she can get you to watch the Notebook with her, maybe you need to think more about her than just yourself.